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Bilge

10:00 AM
Sucked on some bilge

10:30 AM
Slurped summa dat bilge!

11:00 AM
Snorted bilge

11:30 AM
Consumed half bilge supply

12:00 AM
Plugged veins into bilge tanker of SS Harvard.

12:30 AM
Too much bilge! Brain haemmorhageing!!

1:00 AM
Hospitalised! Stomach Pumped! More bilge than blood!!! Pain.....

1:30 AM
Decided to cut down on bilge intake. Stomach still sore. Hurts to breath...urgh...bloody bilge...

2:00 AM
Ate half a ton of rancid bilge. Gah! Damn that blasted bilge!

2:30 AM
Hospitalised (again). Diagnosed with cancer of the lungs due to bilge. Have to undergo emergency operation!!

3:30 AM
3 days to live!!! HATE BILGE!!!!!!!!!


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