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Bilge Started conversation Nov 24, 2000
10:00 AM
Sucked on some bilge
10:30 AM
Slurped summa dat bilge!
11:00 AM
Snorted bilge
11:30 AM
Consumed half bilge supply
12:00 AM
Plugged veins into bilge tanker of SS Harvard.
12:30 AM
Too much bilge! Brain haemmorhageing!!
1:00 AM
Hospitalised! Stomach Pumped! More bilge than blood!!! Pain.....
1:30 AM
Decided to cut down on bilge intake. Stomach still sore. Hurts to breath...urgh...bloody bilge...
2:00 AM
Ate half a ton of rancid bilge. Gah! Damn that blasted bilge!
2:30 AM
Hospitalised (again). Diagnosed with cancer of the lungs due to bilge. Have to undergo emergency operation!!
3:30 AM
3 days to live!!! HATE BILGE!!!!!!!!!
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