h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, I'm back! I had a really good time, saw my cousin, did some writing, drawing etc.

It's just occured to me that probably no-one is going to read this....

So I can put whatever I like....!

On eggs:

Eggs are- round, brown/white/blue, come from chickens/ducks/geese/other birds/lizards

I like eggs, cos you can fry, butter, scramble, omlette, boil, hard-boil or poach them.

Eggs are good because sometimes they hatch dragons. Or basilisks. You shouldn't cook these eggs cos dragons get really narked if you boil them. You know how the saying goes:

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

Au revoir, my internet-surfing friend.

I read it, I hope you feel embarressed and exposed for your egg fetish

It's not a fetish- I was bored! Dragon fetish more like. Got to go- need to take my Bread and Butter pudding out of the oven.....

Yes, it had eggs in it Maybe you were right....