h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Trust me, you wouldn't want ten of my years!

Mind you: Raven, yourself and a giraffe or two? Blimey, that sounds like an evening!

Eh up, the exclamation marks are back!

Welcome, Prov. Don't take any notice of the smutty ones, we're all very nice here.

>that sounds like an evening!<

Surely, a long weekend would be more in order

It all depends on the giraffe deployment strategy. Best case scenario would be a couple of weeks and a few random sickies.

While I have no problem with long smutty weekends with women, men and those somewhere in between I draw the line at geraffes...donkey though are a different matter entirely...ok it's probably not a good thing that I've watched Clerks 2 10 times since it came out on DVD...hmm, kinky kelly

Hehe - giraffes and donkeys, eh?


Prov says hey to you all but she doesn't know if she'll be back on again anytime soon - she was fooling around in lectures yesterday and was bored, but they don't often have their lectures in the PC room.

typical woman comes in gets everyone excited then buggers off again

They're terrible like that!

Ban them I say! Ban them!

apart from salma hayek, *sighs happily* she can get me excited any old time she wants

Now what have I told you before about her eyes and nose???

I know, they're lovely *daydreams*

No, they're too close... Tut tut.

I think salma hayek is pretty. ray my babes you have no taste.

*pokes you for that*

sounds like your jealous!

Thats not very nice Ray*Starts poking ray*

Ow! Ow! Ow!!!
And you say I'm not nice!

I know but everyone knows im nasty

You? Nasty?

*Gets out giant bazooka*I think youd better stop laughing