A Conversation for Being Pretentious

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Post 1

La Justine

I hate you. I was going to do a guide to being pretentious and now you beat me to it. grrr. But I'm a student at Cambridge, so I should be more of an expert! I'm still gonna do my own guide... it was going to be very much along tyhe lines of yours actually.
I haven't donbe much yet (saving it for after exams) but my website is at [URL removed by moderator]
Justine


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Post 2

Showpony

Apologies, Cambridge under-grad.

You could always do a doctoral post-modern pretentious thesis.

smiley - winkeye


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Post 3

Showpony

By the way - best of luck with your exams.

And I look forward to reading your article on being pretentious. I would never claim to have the monopoly on it. That would be just too much.


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Post 4

La Justine

Thanks! will need luck.
well, if you don't claim the monopoly on pretentiousness you're not taking it seriously. If you are truly pretentious you must believe you are the only one who is.

"Is arithmetic synthetic?"
(Cambridge Philosophy Tripos part II exam question)


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Post 5

Showpony

Dunno about that. The post-modern pretentious thinker must readily accept that current orthodoxy (ie: set out by the person in question) is not necessarily definitive. The science of pretention should allow for the development of belief.

So nyah!

Oh - and yes, arithmetic is synthetic. Some sort of horrendous nylon/rayon hybrid. Bloomin' awful thing it is.


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Post 6

La Justine

well, but what is the difference between the word "water" and its extension?
eh?

I have just registered the domain
[link removed by moderator]


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Post 7

Showpony

Pressure. And spelling.


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Post 8

La Justine

i meant the domain [URL removed by moderator]
I think it's quite cool


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Post 9

Showpony

Ah, I see. Sorry.

I'm afraid it's been moderated...


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Post 10

La Justine

why do they keep doing that? it is called pretentiousf**k. and they will probably censor the f**k as well. maaan. free speech eh?
I can smell vogons


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Post 11

Showpony

Cool. I've never been linked to another website before. How pretentious is that?

Better? Better? Never!


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Post 12

La Justine

Ah, you will see. I've been writing on my guide, will update it soon... ha!
And I make T-shirts! I have a black top saying pretentnious in white spraypainted letters, with little glittery things as the dot on the i. Beautiful. Let me know if you want one smiley - smiley


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Post 13

Showpony

Would it match my crumpled white linen suit?

If so, I'll have two please...


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Post 14

La Justine

Might do... I will put a photo up as soon as I get them developed


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