h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there,

just installed my home-page here in the h2g2-universe and just want to know if somebody out there is interested in talking about everything and nothing. E.g.: illuminati, paul weller, dadaism, tea and 23.

Regards
levy

being the ultimate authority of mostly everthing as I am, you may contact me regarding mostly everything, and some of anything. Please do not contact me in connection with nothing. This is NOT my area, your posts will simply be disregarded, dismantled, disrespected, displaced or just plain dissed.

http://www.johnleach.co.uk

Bonjour Jonnie!
As a test of your ultimate authority I'd like to ask you some questions:

a) Is phil collins evil?
b) What do animals do on holidays?
c) Why do people stare at the pavement while using mobiles?
d) Do you like what you see when you're leaving your flat?

All the best
levy (leaving till tomorrow)

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!

Thats what they told me when I learned most of the solar system's worlds will join together on this day.
I haven't yet seen any wild storms or terrible earthquakes.
But something veeeeeeeeery strange can be felt today: Gravity.
Take a desent walk outside and your legs are harder to lift then normal.

Not a grand differance but my muscles know the change.

I wouldn't have relised it myself if it wern't for my brother who is an exercise freak.
He pointed it out to me. Geez, who'd thought????

Ah!!
Perhaps there is a direct physical correalation between GRAVITY and THE AGING PROCESS.

As I have ossified over the years, it has been apparent to me that gravity has been strengthening on a daily basis.
This has been noticeable in my every activity except during sleep.
Research into this area may provide us with the answer to the oldest desire of human-beings - IMMORTALITY.

Would the government supply funding? Is it worth a try?

I doubt it very very much. Anything that isn't their idea, and most that are are completely ignored.
(And they might not want to admit how much Gravity affects them)