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Tim, a quick question...

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Covered in Bees productions productions

Hello Tim,
As far as I can tell, nobody has been given researcher No 00000.
I beg in a very humble way ( as is required ) to be allowed to become user No 00000.
If I'm wrong and this page is taken, so be it. If not please allow me the honour of being researcher No 00000.
I am currently researcher No 26184, but would trade the sky ( if it was mine ! ) to be researcher No 00000.
I know that you are a very busy man, or woman, or small blue furred thing, but please consider this request in a most serious and considerate way.
My email at home is [email protected] and at work ( and I'll be there a lot ) [email protected] .
Thanks for your time, sweat, cheese and onion packet work and general greatness.
By the way, even in Holland ( Amsterdam ) where I live, Cheese and onion packets are green, sadly however they dont sell Salt and vinegar.

Your humble and hopeful servant.

Darryn Reeds.


Tim, a quick question...

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The Grand High Pomogranate

Hey yeah! I'd love to be Researcher number 0000000000000! That would really just make my pretzel!


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Post 3

Slacker

What a couple of zeroes! smiley - smiley

Sadly, no-one outside TDV gets numbers less than 10,000. It's a decision we took to keep things simple.

Sorry...

Tim


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benjymous

In that case, how do I get a job at TDV?


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Post 5

Slacker

Mail us at [email protected].

Tim


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Post 6

benjymous

hmm - my ideal holiday job - shame it would be such a pain to get accomodation
down in London


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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder)

Hey, that'd be cool. Where in London is TDV based?


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Post 8

benjymous

hmm - I sent an email off a couple of weeks ago, and have had no response

I guess I'm being ignored smiley - sadface


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Post 9

Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder)

No, I disagree. I think they must all be out to lunch smiley - winkeye


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Post 10

benjymous

I got rejected this morning! (for 3 of my entries) I couldn't be happier! smiley - winkeye


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Sparkli

i'm so hippi 4 u... go drink some coffee.


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Post 12

benjymous

I think something stronger is in order


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Post 13

Sparkli

stronger than coffee? ouch. howsabout sherbert?


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Post 14

benjymous

can you actually drink sherbert?


My VFT entry...

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Omega

Oh, erm, instead of resubmitting my VFT entry could you add this pic
- it's a photo of one -good eh smiley - smiley
PS: thanks for not rejecting my article. Is the TDV thing part-time or full-time? Is it voluntary etc...
Mail me at [email protected]. (pleez!)
And some suggestions for the Editor-in-Chief...

1/ Permanent user realtime irc type thing (help boost community)
2/ A way of tidying/sorting/dumping junk on your own user page. IE: how to correct cock-ups.

Thanx..
Chris (Omega)


My VFT entry...

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Omega


Actually I've just doe the HTML for you, so if you want to check out my 'Venus Fly Traps Mk2' page at my home, you could just replace it. smiley - smiley


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benjymous

how does this relate to sherbert?


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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder)

Isn't sherbert a distillation from the roots of a venus fly trap? How do you think it gets its bite smiley - smiley (sorry, couldn't resist it)


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Sparkli

yeah but it's not recommended, it tends to foam rather.


My VFT entry...

Post 20

Sparkli

baking soda citric acid icing sugar. very simple. none of yr plant muck.


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