h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Actually I was 20 three days ago already. But today I failed my Keeper's business. See, I am the keeper of the menthol cigarettes. Those are banned as of today. Banned in EU and, oh surprise, in the UK. Brexit is really pointless. Anyway, I still have few and I am going to keep some. Just because I can.

You can still rinse your mouth with menthol in between inhaling, can't you

Belated happy hootoo anniversary!

Glad you still have some so you are still the keeper. I don't smoke, but when I smell other people's smoke I much prefer the menthol to the ordinary so I am a bit disappointed... On the other hand, I see the justification is that young people are more likely to start smoking by buying menthols so the ban is to be a deterrent that should make it less likely for smoke to be smelled in future...

I can - to some extent at least - recommend sipping this between inhalations:

https://minttuspirit.com/products



PS: You shouldn't drive or use heavy machinery afterwards, though. It holds up to 50%

That's a clever idea,

Just for the record, I planted yesterday.

I'm sure that makes up for not being able to keep menthol cigarettes