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Post 21

saranoh - good girl gone Essex

Yes yes. True.
But you forgot to mention the homicidal tendencies, alcoholic tendencies and smiley - devil tendencies.
I'm so much more of a rounded person these days smiley - evilgrin


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Post 22

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Well, it is important that one should be a fully developed personality, so I can only heartily aprove of this. smiley - biggrin

smiley - shark


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Post 23

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Homicidal tendancies? What, only killing people a little bit?

smiley - ale


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Post 24

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

Well, I note at least one person in this thread can spell 'tendencies' right, so they are probably better placed to explain what they meant by it...smiley - rofl

smiley - shark


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Post 25

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Oh, bugger it smiley - blush

smiley - ale


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Post 26

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Never mind, I'm sure you were in a hurry...smiley - winkeye

smiley - shark


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Post 27

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Mmm. Thing is, I'd probably still have spelt it wrong if I'd had all day...

smiley - ale


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Post 28

saranoh - good girl gone Essex

Tendencies can probably best be described as the eternal ongoing battle between my wish to kill certain people and the knowledge that it's probably not a good idea. Sure prison food is even worse than hospital stuff smiley - ill


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Post 29

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

So do it right- I'm sure this 'er Shark can give you a few tips on the ways of disposing of bodies that *don't* work smiley - winkeye

smiley - ale


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Post 30

saranoh - good girl gone Essex

I bet he could, but seems unfair to ask, especially as he's got his hands full what with the kidnap plot and everything...
I'm sure I could come up with a plan or two by myself, working in a hospital and having unrestricted access to vast amounts of liquid nitrogen as I do smiley - winkeye


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Post 31

Tube - the being being back for the time being

Just dress the bodies in black and dump'em in Leipzig during the festival. No-one will notice them being really dead. smiley - winkeye


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Post 32

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

SLG: and you getthe added fun of hitting them repeatedly with hammers smiley - winkeye

The not moving might.. err, no. The none changing expression might... err, no. The, oh, sod it, you're right.

smiley - ale


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Post 33

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Don't use quick lime - that's how they caught Crippen.

Other than that, none I'm prepatred to put on line as they are a bit gruesome, and after all are about somebody's family.

smiley - shark


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Post 34

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Too true, blue.

smiley - ale


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