h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Today the Ministry of Silly Walks was opened. I'm pretty happy

At this time, it has only been opened for about 45 minutes, so the only SWoON is me.

*Perfects her silly curtsie* (it's been captured in sand, I'll send you a print)

~Muhahahahaha~
Greeting Oh master of silly wonders and great personality tests.
has been 3 sleepless nights I have hence endured, contemplating the essence of these silly walks, and have concluded thus...
The purety of a silly walk in all it's glory can fall victim to two external interfearances...
NAmely:
1. Silly music, has a grand affect on the outcome of such walks.
2. Pointed sticks -

I shall lavish my fallic tentacled form in the lures of your temple, accompanied by my own contribution to the ministy of silly walks...

Wonderful research, Tentacle Mistress... I'm sure with your copious fallic tentacles, you could perform some very silly walks indeed!

I will confer on you the highest order known to silly walkers - the Order of Notable Silly Walkers, SWoON

*lots of trumpeting and self gratifying music*

I salute you!

*lift right leg high over head, wobble left hand*

*raises eye brow*

Oh feline wonder, twould be presumptuous in extreme to assume a head count be but one....

*giggles*

Did you have any particular head inmind, or will any do?

~makes mental note to get a copy of the sound track~
Dashing stuff!!!