h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've been thinking about it for a while... but I think I might start up an Evil Empire at some stage in one of my future lives... I'll probably have to either get a cat or go for something like some serious Sith training... well, if I do the Sith training, then I could build a real "death star"... at least then people approaching the "death star" can actually say "thats no moon... it's a space station!" and the person who isn't actually crop dusting (but thats what it looks like to a jedi adept who has lived on a moisture farm all his life), but really flying a hamburger with a pickle on the side can say "its too big for a space station"... and then...

Well, while i encourage people to do new and exciting things, im afraid to say that my ambition in life is to bring down the evil empire, so we might get in a bit of a fight over that.

Maybe if it was the dark empire, or the nefarious empire you could escape my wrath....

My main motivation to build an evil empire is so that we can have a big exploding death star... so any rebellions will be happily and warmly received (is warmly the wrong word?)