h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I noticed your post in the "forum participation" thread at the ACE's homepage, and thought I'd pop by and say hi.
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Don't worry if you don't understand any of this, just stick this in your ear


~Bistro

Thank you for the fuzzy greeting,
If I put anymore fish in my ear, I could start my own aquarium..*LMAO*

The info was most useful ta...

Saw you on my own homepage - thought I'd return the compliment...

Any relation to the tentacles in "Manic Mansion 2"? They were cool... heehee...

~Shakes little head~
Fraid knot,
I'm a Tentacle Mistress, a different breed of hentai all together.
*Naughty cackle*

Hi I amone of the G.A.s if you want your own prsional garden angel give me a shout and I willb happy to fill the post or put youin tuch with someone you want insted

*rubs little hands together*

Hmmmmmmmm Liking,
Pardon my ignoramous prying, but what is it that a Garden Angel does on the pretext that perhaps I am without one presently...( A garden that is)
Is it within your realm of capability to provide such titalating resources?
I got my wings revoked... who ever heads up the Angel code of conduct anyway...

Sorry it is just my spelling I meant guardian angel

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Hello, I just saw your name in who's online, and it interested me. Then I went to your page and it frightened me a bit. I like to be frightened, it's interesting.

Anyway, I'm also a Guardian Angel, but you'd do well to choose another for your personal GA, because I am a devout procrastinater. I'm willing to help if I'm around, though. Enjoy the forums!

*Tip toes over*

Hello Angelic wonder, thank you for popping in to my rather humble little abode...

Affraid...
Was it the fallic tentacles??, ~shrugs~

Anyway thankyou for your input, there really isn't any need to be frightend!!!
I am merely the capsule for a very playful imagination.

The Guardian Angel I was refering to has wings apparently, do the Guides designated angels have fluffy appendages (wings).

Yes we do. We just don't always use them as often as we should.

BTW, I liked your Japanese 101, I printed it out to take to work. We have a Japanese worker where I work who speaks little English. Kind of an 'exchange' worker thing. He should get a kick out of it.

Hey, ICQ me anytime, my #'s on my page!

pssst.... it's "phallic"...

{yeah - trust me to know the spelling...}

*blushes*
I can't even use my obvious come back, that I spell words in the way I deem they "should" look,

Ta for the enlightenment..
*Pulls tongue as she leaves the forum*

sowwy...
*whimpers*

Grrrrrrrrr, do that again!!!

*Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle*

I seem to be having a Japanese life era, I do that from time to time, I get picked by a nationality....

I'll send you "The Sushi Experience", enough to make any sushi artist cringe!!!

If you could returnith with a few more words for my list, that would be grand ~wink, wink~

sowwy
*whimpers* (again...)

Grrrrrrrrrr,

*Scratches little head*
Your wimpers are indeed most distracting, but being the shallow creature I am, this is easily achieved....

Why is it that you are wimpering??
~shrugs!~

Ime confused...oh well any one want a cooke

For correcting your spelling... that's all.

*shrugs and leaves*