h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've finally done it after years of umming and ahhhing and have sold my soul to Microsoft and signed up for MSN messenger. It took me ages, mainly as I was dressing me wee mee but I now realise they're trying to make me pay! B*%$£*ds! I can't have pigtails and a leather jacket now Anyway, it's occured to me I now have to fill my contact list as I don't have anybody to talk to. I've tried searching for my mates on there who I know for a fact sold out long ago but as Microsoft refuses to allow any normal nicknames I can't find anyone so I'm stuck talking to someone who claims to have a large pet snake........ maybe I'm misunderstanding him?

Help me!!!

You have to pay for MSN Messenger? *marches round to Bill Gates' house with a flaming torch*

Nooooo, thats free, it screws up your computer and wont let you ever uninstall it but it's free. It's the little mini people that you ahve to pay for and thats the most fun part, I still have no-one to talk to so thats all I have to play with. You can give them fairy wings and everything!

If you want a mini me, try Friends Reunited , drop me a line at the addy on my space & I'll send you my MSN details

Yey people! I will now attempt to do just that

All my contact info's on my space... At least I'm pretty sure I left it on there when I cleaned it up and claimed I was going to redo it...

Then again, do you really want to hear me natter on about how brilliant my daughter is?

I don't have any form of messenger as I don't have my own computer, but on the day that I do, you can talk to me if you want.

How are you, anyway?

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Wow, Tink's back! Hello.

I also do not have messenger. Erm, that's it, sorry.

I have it, don't you dare tell anyone I do mind! although it's on my mac so I can remove it any time I like!

Aaaaarghhhh
*storms in tapping her fairy wand angrily*
If I find out who keeps trying to sign in as me and blocking my account I'll... I'll.... hummph.
*takes deep breath*
Hello! Sorry for the delay in replying I'm having slight issues with the sign in process as my account keeps being reset. And now I cant remember the smiley for angryness but just imagine it and it's there lots.

Owing to my stress I haven't actually found anyones msn thingys so it may be more efficient for you to find me by searching for Fiona and my interests being "Subarus, Ferraris, attractive racing drivers, squirrels and Bono." And my hobbies being "Subarus, Ferraris, attractive racing drivers, squirrels and Bono."

Hey Baggy!

How are you? I havent spoken to you in agessssssss, I'd email you but my yahoo account shut down due to my inefficiency so I don't have your address, but if you email me at my name with an _ in the middle and a yahoo.co.uk at the end you'll probably get me... either that or whoever the imposter is!