h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Would you have had a hand in it's writing by any chance BB? I'll definitely be sure to avoid them all then...
Ermm.. monty Python probably btu I'd prefer cheesey trash, I need Slade!!!!

Haven't you a second hand record shop nearby?: htey normally have cheesy christmas tape compulatoins for a couple of quid : but, you will not, and indeed no one can, for shear unadulterated cheesyness, beat my christmas CD:
Regae Christmas hits! : carols, done in regae style its, real great
"share and enjoy"

Clearly you've not heard the hanson album! Quality is not quite the word even in sarcasm.

No I've not heard it... Perhaps I should buy it? "one more time"

No really you should, i seem to recall it has such classics as Rudolph in the snow

Oh and I forgot to say that I used to work in the local record shop and I know we have no trashy Christmas tunes!

well, maybe, if I see it in the "bargen basket" at my second record store, I'll pick it up well, not exactly trashy.... just well, cheesy

Well I'm going into town now to pick up my car from the garage and spend a festive £352 on a new gasket and weeks repair works for it so I may...ermmm... ok so i won't buy anything, I'll stare sadly into the music shop at all the shiny CD's and then leave happy in the knowledge that my head gasket will be shiny for another few years..

Hmm, what you need, well, in my opinion, is someone to "take you" shopping preferabaly someone with a rather full wallet I'd voluenteer; but there is no way I'm oging out whilst its this cold... well, not to go shopping... I might stumble as far as the resturant and pub a little later

*laughs*
I think you'd probably get bored after the errrm 1st clothes shop We're having our house christmas dinner tonight, num fondue for afters