h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All gates, I mean, not just those that include white pickets and 'beware of the dog' signs, but the ones that look like flatened tornadoes with evil looking black and red mist, too. Gates that go everywhere.

Please? Pretty please?

What if I promise not to let anything that considers human flesh a good meal onto earth?

Hi Tigris

Bet you'd forgotten about this

I'm the new Keeper of the Keepers Home Page.

Can you confirm that you'd still like to be 'Keeper of the gates' or 'Keeper of gates that go everywhere'



Emmily

Yes, I'd like to be 'Keeper of the gates.' Leave it vague, let people wonder.

Does my promise still need to stand? What about bad poetry? Can I let that in?

Fanfare

Congratulations Tigris It is my pleasure to bestow upon you the Official Keeper Title of *Keeper of the gates*



Hmmmm how do you define bad poetry, isn't it like beauty, in the eye of the beholder

Emmily

The type of bad poetry that kills people. The type of poetry that go down in the guide as the worst poetry on record...the kind that makes people's intestines, out of self defense, strangle the quoter. The kind that's described in the hitchhiker book.

Nah, I think I'll leave that out of this world.


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