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Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge
PenGwen: Benevolent Tyrant of Hebetude and Vivacity, Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge Started conversation Mar 29, 2003
I would like to be the Keeper of the *"Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge."
*The name has been changed from the "Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge" to the "Useless Book of Wonder Knowledge" because while found to be wholly wonderous, it is decidedly quite useless. This change will be for a duration of not less than however long I decide, and not more than till I say so.
Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Mar 30, 2003
The title of Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge is hereby awarded to PenGwen
Congratulations!
Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Mar 30, 2003
Filed under "Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge".
Why have you put "Keeper of the Useless Book of Wonder Knowledge" in your name?
And 
what a low Researcher number!
You must have been here since the site was launched!
Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge
PenGwen: Benevolent Tyrant of Hebetude and Vivacity, Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge Posted Mar 30, 2003
Oh my. Suddenly I feel like Red Ridinghood's grandmother. 
"My what a low researcher number you have." 
"The better to delude the masses into thinking I actually know what I am talking about, my darling. BWWWAHAHAHAHHAAA"
Oops, was that evil laugh in my outside voice? I've got to stop doing that!
As to the Useless Book of Wonder Knowledge
:
The other day I consulted the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge, to find the answer to something or other. For the life of me I don't remember what the question was, but am sure it was utterly useless (or I certainly would have investigated another, more useful, source). While the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge is supposed to contain all the knowledge that is useless, it did not, in fact, contain the useless bit of information I sought that day. As the keeper of said book, I decided the name should be changed (for an undetermined amount of time anyway) to reflect its consummate uselessness. In a few days, when it once again becomes useful, I will return the name it its original splendor.
~PG~ 
Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Apr 20, 2003
So, when did you join the site? I bet it is very different now, what with all the upgrades, 
s and smiley additions.
Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge
PenGwen: Benevolent Tyrant of Hebetude and Vivacity, Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge Posted May 17, 2003
Gosh... I suddenly feel like the venerable fogie.
Yeah, things have changed since I joined. I'm not sure, but I don't even think the goo was here when I showed up. I like some of those additions... some changes aren't so good. I guess it's like anything, eh.
PenGwen, the antiquated 
Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 31, 2003
Goo is good
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- 1: PenGwen: Benevolent Tyrant of Hebetude and Vivacity, Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge (Mar 29, 2003)
- 2: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Mar 30, 2003)
- 3: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Mar 30, 2003)
- 4: PenGwen: Benevolent Tyrant of Hebetude and Vivacity, Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge (Mar 30, 2003)
- 5: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Apr 20, 2003)
- 6: PenGwen: Benevolent Tyrant of Hebetude and Vivacity, Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge (May 17, 2003)
- 7: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 31, 2003)
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