h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'bout time we had a place like this. I have an interesting selection of furniture which you can borrow if you like...

There's room for pretty much anything you want to bring here, darlin'. It's still pretty empty. Actually, I was kinda hoping you'd set up a corsett and lingere boutique here. PLEEEEEEEEEEASE! Or anything else you'd like... your choice.

Oh, I would be honoured! I'll start work tomorrow, promise.
Is there any room for those of slightly unusual tastes?

Absolutely! The more diversity, the merrier, I always say. Just so long as we stay within the rules... not too tough, I don't think. Just make yourself a thread with a descriptive subject heading, and you might want to include your name in the title, too. I think you have loads of fans who'd love to join you there.

I'm also going to be careful about publicising this place...I'll do it more on the level of personal invitations, as opposed to a notice on "ask h2g2" or the Soapbox or in one of the bars. I think that kinda publicity caused problems in the past, 'cause slightly less tolerant people found it and were offended. Can't keep people out, of course, and wouldn't want to. But I'm not going to stick signs all over the place this time, either.

See ya tomorrow, and thanks for coming to play!

Invitations sound good- and I feel very important to have got one!
I'll bring my associated weirdness tomorrow, as promised, but now I'm going to sleep in my lace-bedecked, velvet-curtained 4-poster bed.
(I wish.)

Sweet dreams, Mandrake.

A will be ready for you when you wake up.

Well, here I am- and I've brought some lace curtains with me. Will they go, do you think?
Thans for the offer, but I'm allergic to coffee. I'll pretend it's hot chocolate...
Starts work now...