h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, there. I saw a new member of h2g2 online, and told myself that I'd go over and introduce myself. In just a bit, the official welcome wagon (an ACE) will show up, and give you the standard run down of helpful links, how to meet friendly people, etc., etc., etc.

You'll be glad to know that you're not the only alien on h2g2. In fact, I think there are fewer humans on h2g2 than non-humans.

Anyway, nice to meet you, and I hope you enjoy your time on h2g2. Oh, and just so you know, I run a guild of supervillains (STUMPED), so if you mention me to others, don't be surprised if they scowl, or something. Just a warning.

Have fun!

*a -semiofficial- member of the welcome wagon is looking quite huffy at the preempting...but shall get over it...*

Hee. Shall have to limber up the old typing appendages...

Oh, hello Odra. Long time no see. Back when I was still Afgncaap5's symbiote, I believe. On the safari.

*glances over, notes back limbs designed for leaping*
Oh, yes..didn't you knock me out of the raft?

*suddenly whips out a cervical collar, a back brace and a court summons*
l meant to file a civil suit, l did...whiplash, compression of disks...punitive damages, pain and suffering...

;-D

*Mock fright*

Ooh, not a court summons. What would I do if I was sued?

Seriously, though, I'll follow continuity. If I'm captured, I'll go to the Space Center courthouse. But you need to follow continuity, to. Technically you can't file for a lawsuit before you come back from the Safari.