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If you think your cat's a problem, ask U142065 about her little sister ([email protected] just in case you wanted to annoy her). She is the cute, long brown-haired, evil demonic lord who has been sent to annoy/crucify us (I mean this literally). She once scratched her name into a friend's back (my friend, not her friend).
You just have to say, "Jennifer - attack!" and she's off. She bases her character on her pet cat Timmy who is incredibly sleepy yet vicious.

Oh, hi, I'm Aurora
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Thanx for the comment, but i'm sure she could never be as evil as satans spawn (my cat).

I don't think it's wise giving out your sisters e-mail address on the net you just don't know what she might get sent!

Arrrggghhh! You're here, too! You're everywhere!! I sent an e-mail to the squidged thing. Maybe I shouldn't have done, but I'm sure no harm will come of it.

Depends what you sent! I cut and pasted what her sis wrote and sent it to her! lol

She's not my sis, she's U142065's sis. And I don't think she cares what she gets sent. Giving out her address is safer than giving out my own.


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Ahhhhhhhh. I basically said "I'm going to annoy you now: Oh no, wait, I don't know how to annoy you. Never mind, maybe the fact you read this message will annoy you enough"

You e-mailed her?

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um...yeah. I spose I probably shouldn't have done but I haven't got any nasty e-mails or complaining e-mails or any e-mails at all back, so i don't thik it matters much. That's what comes of putting an address on the web though, people write to it. I wouldn't do anything nasty, and I on't write any more, but I'm sure noone really cares. I'm very sorry if this has done any harm to anyone though.

Nah, it'll be alright. I have a website so folk have my e-mail address all the time, I don't get any abuse, but a hell of a lot of junk chain-mail.

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Goodygood. As long as there's no harm done, it's all alright. I won't e-mail her again though.

Don't worry about it!

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I won't!

Good

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You expect me to think of a plausible reply to "good."?
Well, I won't.

I don't expect anything plausible...

Oh, well that's alright then isn't it?

It always is!

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Is this conversation going anywhere?

I don't think so!

It's never been anywhere.

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