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Has anyone realised that pizza is just half a sandwich only usually round?
My brain hurts now so I will sleep.

It can be a whole sandwich if it's a folded pizza.

True, but the cheese doesn't bend very easily unless it is a particularly flexible kind of plastic.

It does if it's proper Italian mozzarella. I like pizza, but I'm a very fussy eater and I hate onions and peppers and all kinds of other skanky stuff. I normally have a "make your own" with pepperoni and extra cheese and ham or something. I love pepperoni. I'm not sure why you would want to know about my favourite pizza toppings but this is a forum about pizza.

My mate at school (called Ian Dixon, but we all call him Midget or Pygmy or something because he is about 1 foot tall) basically gives me his pizza topping all folded up every day. He hates "onion skank" as he calls it.
I like a hot pepperoni one or ham 'n' pineapple.
You don't know how bad the cheese is here. I might write an article about it.

oh. I like pepperoni, I hate all fruit so ham + pineapple is out, and I too hate "onion skank". Is that school lunches then, or something else?

Indeed school lunches. I have chips usually because the pizzas are topped with plastic.
The hot dogs are quite nice.

So you have a lot of junk food? I guess you have to pay for your lunch every day, we don't cos it's a posh school, supposdly, and it all goes on he school bill. We have healthier food too, but it's not much nicer.

Full of junk food. It's a wonder I'm not a tub of lard. I don't know where it all goes because I don't do all that much exercise. I do walk to and form school though (15 minutes each way )

That'll be it then. the walking. ours is healthier but yuckier. They give us things like "coca-cola chicken" and "lamb rogan josh" whatever the hell they are. I tend to eat pasta or bread.
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Bread??? What with???

Butter, cucumber, or both.

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Marmite or peanut butter. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

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Well, only if you want to. I mean REALLY want to.
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Does anyone mind if I just drop in?
Have you ever heard of a calzone? It's much more like a sandwich, like an inside out pizza, if you will.
If you want real pizza, that will fold and bend and is incredibly delicious, come to Chicago, USA. It's the best here!
anne girl
PS: ham and pineapple IS the best pizza!

Hi. I don't like pineapple. the best pizza is actually pepperoni with extra mozzarella AND NO ONIONS!!!!! And it might be a bit difficult/expensive going to chicago just for a pizza. It's easier just to go into town or to the nearest pizza hut.
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Point taken. Taking a trans-Atlantic trip just for pizza is a little pricey... Pepperoni is my best friend's favorite pizza topping, too. Myself? I couldn't eat it every day, but it's far better than some things people try to pass off as pizza ingredients!
anne girl

Onions are the worst. by far. I actually hate tomatos but they don't seem so bad mushed up on pizza.
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