h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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The eMail was 'confidential' but the essence of is visible on the top right of this page! I'm an Official H2G2 Scout now and received a beautiful shiny badge.

Unfortunately I don't have the time to express all I want to say, I've got to go over to the PeerReview page now...

Hooray!
*Rummages in drinks cabinet. Spies*
Don't mind if I do..

Glad you know how to serve yourself! That's what these are there for

Well, they say drinking alone is a sign someone's on the way to alcoholism, and I wouldn't want people to think that of you. So I thought I'd better help myself. For strictly charitable reasons, you understand.

*looks at the row of s*

Well, I'm sure you wouldn't miss just one more...

Naaah, these are in good supply

Well, if you don't mind, I'll help myself to some of that too.
And a great job, too. Congratulations and cheers and enjoy all the extra work you treated yourself to... ;_)

Yelbakk

Actually, I won't be doing much more than I've done for the last months - the only difference being that I'm entitled to *recommend* a few entries (3, to be precise) every 4 weeks. And I promise to be very, very picky, so do your best!

Bribes should be sent to A9g9fah8zdpBhdf7a7uh [bank account number garbled by self-moderation]

Yeeeeha, let's have a party!

*sitting in a corner with an unhealthy number of empty glasses surrounding me*

I shall expect to be in the edited guide now of course... if I title every piece 'Bossel is king' will that get me in? I'm a bit short on funds otherwise.

I'll second the party suggestion. There's nothing like ruining someone elses' house/space/cardboard box to lift the spirits.

Spirits, Hmmmm.
*Wanders off to look for the toilet duck.*

* removes empty glasses and refills row of because great things are afoot *

So, everybody have their exams done and passed ?

*attempts to do that very impressive thing where you make a pyramid of champagne glasses, pour champagne in the top one and it fills them all*

*Fails miserably*

My exams are over anyway Last one was on tuesday. Now I am once again free to do what I want. Passed? We'll have to wait till august to find out.

Back to more important matters...

* stares at the mess *

Well, I have been warned, and told that it had been better to store valuable furniture a safe distance away from the party .

* presses thumbs *

*Looks for valuable furniture.*
You've hidden it? That's cheating.

If you didn't want a mess you shouldn't have started handing out to irresponsible people like me. Or left it in a place where I could find it. The bubbles just go straight to my head.

PS I am in the guide! I was on the front page tuesday... more I think sir...

* Spots a Chippendale sofa which is still there *

Great! Here's some more . Yes, being featured on the front page always is a feeling like having one's birthday , and one wants *more* of that!

I see from the great long list at the bottom of your page that you are one experienced in such matters Very impressive.
Thanks, I'll have that (as if I would refuse a drink...)

yes, I've had my share of birthdays But, looking down the list on your page I can imagine where you are heading! And my Scout's eyes have spotted something quite far down the list

Ok, there's another

That's a rather cryptic remark... did your scouts eyes also spot that my page has been removed for the second time? I'd only just redecorated...

Now, should I complain here all day, or drown my sorrows in the many glasses of bubbly I see before me?
Let me think...

Ummh, it's still hidden! I wonder what *you* should have written there to annoy the mods? If they were hiding my space because of the german 'Sauerkraut' in there, plus the 'Quietsche-Entchen', ok. But you don't have Sauerkraut on your page do you?

The Scout's eye remark was cryptic? Ok, here's the solution: I was talking of the Anthrax entry! I'd say it's worth to send it to the PR!

* takes a deep breath after speaking so long *

* sighs a heavy sigh *

Aaaah, there's the !

I thinks it's gone because I quoted Lewis Carroll, but he's been dead for well over 70 years so it's out of copyright. However, I guess the moderator wanted to confirm that (again ). Or perhaps they didn't like my pictures I made with tables. *shrug*

Anthrax? I see . I don't think I could do a subject like that justice. It was information I found for a five minute A-level talk (I had loads of gory pictures aswell), and a lot of the people here at h2g2 are a lot better qualified than me to write about something like that. In light of recent cases here, I can imagine being attacked for innaccuracy the moment I submitted it
I'll think about working on it again though, and thankyou- I feel all happy now
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Well okay then!

? Yes please , but only one -- have to do some offline work which was procrastinated too long

Work? Uhh
I'll just sit here quietly and not disturb you then. While helping to finish the , which we wouldn't want to leave just lying around now, would we?