h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am a procrastinator ever since having to read Hamlet in school and finding out what the word meant I've known it to be so.
I buy ingredients to cook a meal and then buy fast food.
I used to think I was apathetic and lazy but now I realise I just prioritise the things I want to do and leave everything else I don't want to do in a state of delay until it has to be done or I've missed the oportunity to do it and thus must forget about it and can delay the consequences of not having accomplished a tedious but nessecary act until another time.
Therefore I want my membership form and one day when I get around to it I will fill it out along with my forms for job applications, sponsored parachute jumps, passport, driver license applications and numerous college societies.

APPLICATION FORM (Please fill out all fields)

Name......................

I am definitely a procrastinator. I could have had twice the points for my paper, 200% on a paper, I've never had a teacher offer that! Anyhow, I worked my butt off to the very last minute.. that little bit of time I got before school started on the day the paper was due, for usual credit. I was going to (the was-going to's.. hmm..) turn it in on time to get some extra credit, but eventually it came time where I had to start working on it or I wouldn't get it turned in at all, much less before the final due date. I posted this paper, since it was renewable energy research, and I felt like it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A723205

Anyhow.. cute story to illustrate that I'd like to be a member.

- Aviendha

Hi ,I would ike to become a member please.After reading your philosphy of procrastination etc I realised it sounded just like me! Im putting off something now as we speak..lol

Ahh what was that name? - Fredward Headboard
only took me 4 weeks

If I join will you send a badge round,or I will fetch it in ......a week or two .Thanks

I was going to say more than that, but I think I will say it later

Please can i join? It's taken me 4 weeks to get round to doing this, so please?

I think I'd like to join. I'll write more about me later if I get around to it.

I think I'd like to join. I'll write more about me later if I get around to it.

Could you not have waited till tomorrow to post the second one,


manda

I know it has only been 5 weeks since I first posted but can I join (dont tell me, you was going to do it tomorow)

manda

Oh, alright then You can all join