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Greasy Pirate Posted Sep 24, 2000
AAARRgh! That's what I likes to hear. I always says, you gots to discipline yer crew. You also gots to stay drunk as long as possible. Now that I comes to consider the matter, it be possible that the drunken advice is not advice to be heeded. Or be it possible that I be trying to avoid responsibility fer corporal punishment? I be confused now, what the heck was you talking about? I needs a drink...
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Majestic_Moose Posted Sep 24, 2000
Spank you, spank you very much!
Just wanted to pop my head in and find out what this 'No Topic' thing was all about.... Sounded fascinating, in a vacuous sort of way. And you know what, it is! When will we see a MOG family tree entry? It's got to happen. The Empress of the Universe, the Wench of the Universe, the Princess and the, uh... guy with the big head. Not sure where 'Bob' fits in.... but cool. It's an infinite universe, and therefore a sort of 'set of all things', so there should be a 'Bob' in there somewhere.
As a pantheist, I must say I'm impressed with the lineup. But I agree that someone must be punished. So spank him. Spank him like a bad, bad monkey! This God person has much to answer for...
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Sep 24, 2000
oops--accidentally started a new conversation. That's what I get for random button pushing....hehehe. Ok, somebody spank me! I DARE you!
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The Illigetimate Daughter of the Mother of God Empress of the Universe Posted Sep 26, 2000
Spankings only if I get to pick the "Spanker"! Could be most enjoyable with the proper one.
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Martin Harper Posted Feb 28, 2002
> "Ok, somebody spank me!"
The perils of a permanently archived discussion space - offers such as that stay live forever... 
Not that I would take advantage... 
Discipline and Drinking
Martin Harper Posted Feb 28, 2002
> "Ok, somebody spank me!"
The perils of a permanently archived discussion space - offers such as that stay live forever...
Not that I would take advantage...
Discipline and Drinking
Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Feb 28, 2002
You wandered into an old conversation I was having with some of my RL friends who sadly aren't here on h2g2 any longer, Lucinda. How in the world did you come across this chunk of nonsense? 
Blew my cover as a dignified MoG, eh?
Do you REALLY think you're bad enough to spank me? It's the rare one who dares it.
Discipline and Drinking
Martin Harper Posted Feb 28, 2002
I'd spotted WENCH and GOD and company earlier on, and I wondered what had happened to them - if anything. Going on a nostalgia trip... 
But you're an ocean away, so whether I'm bad enough, I'm not rich enough... 
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