h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Two Hz is all you need. Of course it does vary from person to person but even spacing of taste buds will take care of the rest to bring it up to speed (33Hz).

If you really want to pep it up for your gal suck on a mint, glass of vodka, redwine or even; if she is tied up, a chilli pepper!

Keithhony

MacAddict (the magazine) this month had a spread on USB accesories that were rare or unavailable in the US and Canada. One of them was a device that ran on the current that USB carries, it was a 60 cycle vibrator with a loooooong little cord.

There have been many such devices - I had a client who produced them about 8 years go. He's the only person I've ever met (or expect to meet) with "Teledildonics Evangelist" as a job title on a business card.

Not sure how I 'came across' this site ( unintentional pun!)

Anyway, under euphemisms, you missed out 'Tipping the Velvet' the subject of a fairly recent TV series starring Diana Rigg's daughter ,, temporarily forgot her name.

I always remember Mrs RBA and myself visiting a friend for her birthday party, and myself making the mistake of asking what her husband had given her for her birthday. Without batting an eyelid she said, "A vibrator".

P.S. I almost forgot. ..... another funny story. Mrs RBA is somewhat naive about ahh matital aids. Anyway, she was once invited to an Ann Summers party (I think)when they started talking about 'Joy-Balls'. Mrs RBA pipes up, "Gerbils. Oh my son used to have a couple of those.....". Much merriment ensued, so I understand!

Now, if the party were held in the South-west somewhere, I can understand the confusion.

B

I hope no one mentioned Richard Gere.......

I have a friend whoes sister still works at that hospital in the records dept. She says they pull his file out whenever they want a good laugh. Also, another friend's dad was very high up in management at that hospital (so high that I can't say what his title was because there was only one person in that possition)[no pun intended]. Anyhoo, they both say the rumour is true (now this is a girl in records, and a doctor VERY high up in management).

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