h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You never did answer my question. What happens when you do your "Kabuki Man thing"? Dress in Japanese theater garb and perform "Dances of the Old Capital"?

"Not quite, actually Kabuki Man was a movie. A comedy superhero thing, where this New York (inept) detective gets a visitation from a Princess who grooms him as a flying (badly at first)Samuri Warrior. A very funny B movie. From what I can remember the outfit was red and yellow with a black hat and boots and the samuri sword thing. Only sometimes he'd get it wrong and turn into a clown with a gun that had a little flag that popped out the end with 'BANG' printed on it, nearly always at the wrong time. The legend ran along the lines of when the monkey rides the tigers back and then some other stuff, the villain would achieve invincibility and could then rule the world. Of course Kabuki Man wins in the end, gets the Princess and they copulate happily ever after. Every time he flew out of, or through the window he used the famous 'I'll be back'. So I nicknamed my girlfriend Princess Toy and she calls me Kabuki Man. Boom,boom."

That sounds like a real renter. Well, maybe not...

The monkey rides the tiger's back????? Uhhhhhh....

"I'd recommend renting it, it goes well with Thai grass (or any grass for that matter) and Heineken and a bag of pretzels."

As enjoyable as that may seem, if you read the journal entries on my personal space, you'd know that I am a "recovering" alcohol and drug addict. The only type of grass I want to be around is Kentucky Blue or bluebunch wheatgrass, or any other type of sod.

I've found that many things I used to enjoy only are enjoyable because you have to be on something to find them interesting at all....

"Sorry about that Fraulein, I am neither a drug addict nor an alcoholic, but do use them recreationally, I am though fully aware of the slipperyness of the slope. Have friends who have slipped and recovered, wish you strengh and fortitude in you efforts."

I need strength and fortitude some days more than others. I'm very new at the whole "clean and sober" life. Thank you for your kind words.