h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

lazy beach weekend. water f*****g cold. dog insane.
on friday I handed in my resignation which means I have but a month of drudge left to wallow through and then the light of that brilliant oncoming locomotive named "freedom" can run full steam into me and carry me wherever the hell it's going...

its a murphy, hon, you know how it goes, you have so litte time left to be beaten into submission by the hogs that try to run your life! alas all you must do is use your xray vision to fry the buggers into a nice guacamole dip. i will face the dip, dip is the mind killer, dip is the little death that eats chips all over the word, dip is the mind killer, i will allow it to pass over me and through me into the toilet bowl. i will face my dip and see if its gone sour from sitting in the frige for 3 years and has grown any oraganic life forms.
earth, terra ferma. insane planet. jeez, louise, mic, have you noticed people answering to 2 year old forums as if they are still in session? good god, someone replied to one that was 32 weeks ago! and what the hell is going on in here, and why is jim lynn referenced on my page i didn't do that, and where is your cool thingy ma jigger that used to say enter the madness? i liked that! where has it all gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jim lynn is not to be questioned. jim lynn provideth and jim lynn taketh away.
don't worry about those infidels. they'll be the ones with their backs against the wall when it comes time for the ganja revolution to storm the gates of the modern world. now the fbi may kill me just for saying this much, friend, but jim lynn is really god and they know it and that's why I must eat this bunch of flowers, friend, to keep me safe from their spelunkers...

when the stalagmites sing in a chorus and jim lynn leans over and embraces the devil and all the incarnations (ACES)applaud, they will throw flowers the color of a bloody sun that will melt the eyes and hearts of men, and the icons will come back to greet us with fabulous animation. JIM LYNN IS GOD, f**k the fbi!

this is agent smith. I have picked up a serious breach of top secret fbi information concerning the identity of god. this could blow it for all of us. the public cannot be permitted to know god's identity for their own good. code red. repeat code red. launch all missiles. send in agents smith, smith, smith, and johnson. help my undies are on fire. red alert top secret. help I am turning into a banana...

* HE shakes his head in dismay... *

- Simply, High Spirited.

don't YOU have some peasants to be putting the fear of YOU into?

New information, Imaldris has just escaped incarceration from a humongous floating litter box on the atlantic ocean,originally sentenced to 3months to 4 millions years for the aiding and abetting a terrorist plot to reveal the true god, jim lynn. The heretics of h2g2. is that god? hey whats the question?

New information, Imaldris has just escaped incarceration from a humongous floating litter box on the atlantic ocean,originally sentenced to 3months to 4 millions years for the aiding and abetting a terrorist plot to reveal the true god, jim lynn. The heretics of h2g2. is that god? hey whats the question?

New information, Imaldris has just escaped incarceration from a humongous floating litter box on the atlantic ocean,originally sentenced to 3months to 4 millions years for the aiding and abetting a terrorist plot to reveal the true god, jim lynn. The heretics of h2g2. is that god? hey whats the question?