h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

down with capitalism down with globalisation down with the batons on the heads of those ridiculous individuals who believe they have some kind of a right to stand up for what they believe in.

when will people learn? money is the only thing that has any rights in a capitalist global economy.

Why the hell would you want to be in Washinton? Washington DC or stinky washington? They both suck, whithaired old men running my life, damn the republicans! Money. ahh, money, i've spent more money that has never even seen my hands.

I was ackshually scamming the title of a muttonbirds (nz band) song called "I wish I was in wellington" (wellington is our capital city) which is a crap song.
I wouldn't ackshually enjoy the tear-gas infused air of the united states capital during the WTO talks but yay for all the hippies who showed up to let the governments of the world (by which I mean the multinationals who run the governments) know that it's not okay to scam the poor for increased obscene material gain to their already putrescent existences.
ie. here poor country, we'll lend you this money to help you fix yourself up, provided you spend it in this fashion, and allow us to come in and use your resources at viciously low prices and exploit all your resources to our hearts content while still allowing you to pay interest on the loan...
the muttonbirds do have some good songs though...

I see. My personal theory is all i really have for them to take is my person and my health, so i'm working on lung deterioration by smoking, my kidneys for drinking, my eyes with these godforsaken contacts that i forget to take out for months ata time, and all else. Haha, i'll ruin it before they do. Wait, that is the motto of america...damn, i hate playing this game. Muttonbirds, is that like mutton chops??? i wish i was in warsaw.

I wish I was wasted (it doesn't matter where).

being wasted sounds like a bad thing, like all you have to offer being worthless but the truth is if you're not contributing to the problem, then you're f*****g up the s**t of the w*****s who want to wreck the hippie utopian dream. so get wasted and save the world from yourself!!
funnily enough, the lead singer of the muttonbirds is in another band called the front lawn and they have this great song about a guy who marries a washing machine.

If i were a washing machine....i'd be married to that guy in the song. True. "Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life."(some bored guy) I think it sounds good to me. As a matter of fact, i'm pretty much wasted about three quarters of the week so hey i'm part of the solution for once, aren't I?

lyrehc renots din, helping to solve the problems of america today.
imaldris nid stoner for president!