h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I agree. There are so many people but no ways to approach the subject properly because marijuana is a legal and thus taboo. I've tried before to get my total straight edge friend to smoke pot. She's just like "no, pot is bad! (i assume her mom told her or society in general) How would she know if its bad??? I think some pot heads are just meant to be. Maybe in her next life she'll some around. How did pot come to get such a bad name anywho?? A bunch of bastards trying to spoil other peoples fun most likely!!! (hence government).. AUGHHHHHH

Timber and Cotton farmers scared of the hemp industry for one thing, since it is a far more efficient fibre than both of these things. And these people are putting money into the pockets of the govt to keep it illegal and therefore out of competition with their industries which are far less efficient.
NZ has just got itself a government that is almost surely going to decriminalise pot and stop native timber logging (YAY says mother nature YAY says Mic) and you should see the forestry and textile industries going nuts. We also have a rastafarian in parliament (dreads and all), basically the right wing a*******s are shaking in their shoes and so they should be because their stranglehold on this country is finally being loosened.

Lucky for you. I've been arrested quite a few times here in the us because of these shitty laws. Just one more thing the government can control I suppose...........

obviously you are an evil being who requires controlling since you are deviant from normal law-abiding citizens in your choice of intoxicant. and since our arresting you has not had a corrective or rehabilitative effect on your behaviour, it is apparent that you are far beyond our help and therefore must carefully be controlled for your own good.
thank god for the government, protecting the pure society from aberration at the hands of mentally disturbed dope-fiends who long to overturn the good order and cause society to collapse into chaos and disharmony.

Obviously you are correct in your assumption. I am an evil being and I have no qualms about it. But perhaps in the government sense they should look at me, and subsequently my poor delinquent life and see that something is basely wrong in the system they are "trying" to control me with. Now that I am beyond your control I say that I and all of my malfient cohorts should be sent to a secluded land where we may practice our dirty vices so as not to corrupt the ones around us. But as that whole place will be so damned great everyone would try to move to the island, thus it will have to spread out and entirely take over the planet and turn it into a pleasure isle. Woo hoo. wait a minute....you're evil.

don't try and trick control out of what it loves the most - ie. making people suffer when they do not jump through the correct strategic hoops carefully set in place by those who have gone before.
as william burroughs said "death needs time for what it kills to grow in" and "control is controlled by it's need to control" these are very important facts. control has to give us time in order for us to get into a position in life where we are forced by our circumstances to act in certain ways and according to certain laws. control cannot escape it's need to apply it's own order wherever it can.
it is up to us to use the time control is forced to grant us, and our knowledge that it will act in a predictable and systematic way, to escape being controlled by the inherently evil social mechanisms which infest our civilisation.

eh! my brain does not want to acknowledge that. I really think that all i have to do is get rich enough so that I can be eccentric without being just plain weird. Then i should find a secluded place to pass my time away, for all i am look for as nice little space in between it all to sort things out. I'm trading time for money...and all i really need is more time.................augh AIHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so now we all have to be seers right??? and have to intercept what will be done....I think i do alittle of that naturally but i'm still in a violent state of non acceptance. It's just like being slightly perverted. You say no i just like perv's . No . We are all perv's at heart!!!!! Augh sorry just came out of an occult class that was talking about perverts in general, saying that we all are blah blah. I'm going to go out and maul someone now.

sounds like you are edified with some very strange stuff in your daytime intellectual pursuits.

oh, bah yes. Definitely. whenever I come to h2g2 I have just previously gotten out of a class, where my brain is forced to think about these evils! but its so good i can't stop myself!

did you manage to molest anybody yesterday??

No, I actually was the victim of a molestation yesterday. It was quite horrendous. Some dirty bastard pulled a Pepe le pew on me ( like i was the little cat he is always trying to fondle). You know I'm slightly enjoying gettin these quick responses here, I'll just linger irritatingly behind you like a dingleberry.

arrrrrgh there's a dingleberry following me.... whew it's only an imaldris pretending to be a fake fruit robot again....
yucky skunk fondler. where was he?

He was at my local bar. I happened to be out of cigs and tried to bum one of this dirty boy and the dirty bastard wouldn't leave me alone all night. So me being the weed whore that i am , brought him to my friends house because he had some weed that I was really itching to smoke. When she left the room he put the pounce on me, even though it was quite obvious that I was totally repulsed by him all night. Ack, people suck. They wonder why i'm psycho!!!!

yeah it's scary when you get these horrible social outcasts who have kind of evolved into mutated limpets that suck onto anyone who acknowledges their existence.
cigarettes will kill you (especially if you ask charles manson if he's got one to spare...)

yeh, especially since i was being an ass to him all night. Yeh, I'm hoping cigarettes will kill me but a have a foggy premonition that it might be a mini poisoness elephant. Speaking of cigarettes i'm feening like a bastard and i have to use the potential redowning receptacle....

Must... have.... cigarette. Its been splendid AC-1D, we should do this again but.....................
until the next episode......................Good luck and God speed- I

yes miniature poisonous elephants are a leading cause of death amongst young american female college students according to a comprehensive study by leading poisonous elephant scientist professor von schtopp-schtopp, infamous for marrying one of the elephants he was studying and later being killed when his bride made him a cup of tea with poison in it.

oh see you later... look out for overly amorus cartoon skunks and poisonous elephants offering cigarettes, ay!!!

Ike, yes I have become resigned to my fate.... perhaps i can get a mini poisoness elaphant to attack my offensively amorous skunk. I suppose the greatest revenge was smoking his pot. It just goes to show that not all potheads are cool....like mule stool

you're right there are pot heads from all areas of society just like alcoholics. I tend to think a higher proportion are cool than say drunk slobs or square-o business men...
uncool mule stool fools