h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

lurks my mind, a torrent of conflicting thoughts and feelings. What is going on with me at this moment is so extremely confusing that I might soon be forced to actually act decisively, sort my shit out and get out of my little rut.
Omigod what have I said? Did I just say that out loud?  

If you figure it out, be sure to let the rest of us know...

Ac1D, uhm. Question: Don't a lot of days make those thoughts pop up? Do you actually sort them out or do you just think you should, and forget again. Think the same thing and go through the vicious cycle once again. OR?

Yes a lot of days are like this, and sometimes you do just sweep them aside, but I try to deal with the thoughts and prevent them from recurring and recurring. That way you get new problems instead of the same old ones which I guess is more interesting. . .

I see. Good Answer. I always think I'll shape up the next day. Get my act together. But, alas it just does not happen.

I'm the same. You never run out of problems. The best thing you can do is be like MacGuyver and never run out of solutions.

I love that guy!

MacGuyver IS AWESOME!!! You know he helped me break into a building (not him personally) But I actually got new skills from watching his show. I came out of a door (one that locks by itself after you close it) And I needed to get in again so I put a piece of gum on a playing card and stuck it over the lock thing and by golly it WORKED!! So then I stole stuff from inside the building. He helped me commit crimes. You gotta love him.
Do we persistently get more problems as we get older?? Because it seems like just last year I had less problems. Or perhaps. Perhaps I made all the problems myself? Ah yes I think thats it. Dammit where is a MacGuyverism when you need it!!!

You maybe taking life more seriously than you did last year. That would lead to perceiving more problems. Maybe it's stress from fear of getting caught at your criminal pursuits? There is a great book by Tom Robbins which features an expert Cat Burglar. It's called 'Half Asleep In Frog Pyjamas'.
I'm sure MacGuyver would be very worried to think he was contributing to acts of crime amongst the young people, but that will teach him for being too goddamn clever for his shirt.

POint well taken. Perhaps that is the answer (all of us here know the answer is 42) I think Macguyver should use his skills to overthrow the government. And I wasn't committing horrible crimes. Just small acts of theft that seem to not tax on my conscience at all. Ahh, troubles. The root of all evil is money. Sorry enough for me that I like evil things more than I like money. Hey bye the way I'm totally incoherent right now. I haven't slept for 46 hours. HAHAHAHAHAHA. the insanity. Frog Pygamas. Samagyp Grof.

You're right. Money isn't evil, it's just yucky. Evil people with money are nowhere near as scary as evil people with the power of instant hypnotism, the evil eye, or the ability to emit noise at an ultra high frequency that destroys brain waves, leaving the victim a mindless zombie incapable of disobeying the evil being's commands.
Of course money can have that effect too, but it's so much more mundane.

I hope you've managed to obtain some frog pyjamas and have a little rest. If not then you've probably been awake 56 hours and now think that the world is a large bowl of yoghurt. . . I have a lopsided beard today. The mirror must have been crooked when I was shaving. Their are also three hairs on my cheek, which I must have missed. . .

I too am guilty of small acts of theft but am not taxed in the area of conscience when it comes to dealing with them. My crimes are as undetected as the fart of a hitchhiker on a deserted windy hiway. . .

What a good comment. I almost peed on my frog pyjamas. a fart on a windy day , jesus that's ridiculous. I like it. Goot goot goot. So what's up with you're apparently tranquil surface.
I can understand the lopsided beard thing. (I don't have a lopsided beard but sometimes while I'm on drugs I like to pluck my eyebrows a bit too much and that is just BAD)
Oh, How was your trip. ???
Great until I thought I had caterpillars on my eyes and plucked them all away............ oh too bad.
I still hate money. I have 5 credit cards and all of them are maxed. The other night I had a dream that some stupid credit company actaully gave me a platinum card. I woke up ready to shop and was rudely awakened by the fact that I am still poor and under the thumb of the governmental officials that I supposedly choose. AHHHHH.......It's time for me to have some nicotine. Oh, have you ever seen or read Fight Club?? It's goddamned disturbing (in a good way)

I just saw it the ather day. I would like to read the book, but it was such an incredibly well made movie, with a whole lot of shit you don't see coming and when the plot does start twisting you're still going back over it three days later trying to figure out what was really going on. Plus there's a pixies song in the soundtrack... My tolerance for crap movies gets lower and lower every time I see movies that good!!!
Today my eye is all red and yucky. i think i either have an infection or my eye is getting into the christmas spirit and painting itself red. I don't want to be a grinch but I'm off to the Dr for some ointment anyway!!!!
I only have 1 credit card but I am going overseas next century and I will need to apply for another one soon... (for emergencies... or fashion emergencies...).
My beard is now back in tune with the universe. It's just a little beard but it's amazing the kind of magical energies it can mistakenly channel when shaved with a jaunty angle. Luckily my flatmate is a hair wizard and is going to cut it up again.

Help !! I'm stuck outside of my Ac-1D body !!

long story, but I have asked a great wizard to change me back into my Ac-1D self. This is what I mean about channelling strange magic. my beard has been restored, but it may have been too late - I hope I am not doomed to wander the halls of h2g2 in another guise. I kind of liked my old self!!

it's kind of like being a ghost.

Oh, my god I'm so Sorry, You have a yucky new school number like on e hundred thousand. Eek, you must get the old school back, You've been here since the beginning.
Ghost, Eek. Frightening.
I also have the book for Fight Club. It is also Amazing. It's a wee bit different in the end. But its still awesome. tried to go to sleep on page 160 (it was 4 in the morning) I woke up an hour later out of a dead sleep with an odd feeling. So i figure the book wanted to be read., (ooh ghost book) I seriously feel that a movie that good is hard to find. Movies are very shitty as of late and its really starting to piss me off. Now you have to search for cult movie classics that you've never seen to get some meaningful messages in your movie viewing.
I hope you're eye scrooges itself out of christmas color.
And get you're identity back!!!!!!!!



Hair hair hair.

yay. I'm me again.... I wonder what my ghostie will do now... ?

It'll probably possess someone!

eek. if you notice someone around you is smoking more pot than usual (like one of your lecturers or your local policeman) then that's probably what's happened!!

That wouldn't be all together unwelcome. i think they can use some pot....so hopefully they don't exorcise the ghostness....

it's funny that. there's heaps of people I know who I just think "oh, you would love to smoke pot" but that I'd never be in an appropriate social situation to offer it to them or they would not be into the idea due to social conditioning.
a friend and I have long thought of spiking some of his mother's baking with it because she'd really like it but she's a christian so she wouldn't ever want to herself.
it's such a shame.