h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't think I've seen this many staff members online at once ever. 11 at the moment, with more likely on the way.

Well they crashed the site again, at least it wasn't your fault this time

CAN YOU EVER FIND FAULT WITH THE SPARTUS?

*runs away*

I was thinking of doing that too, an--*runs away*

*runs into Spartus*

*falls down unconscious*

my caplock key is stuck at work.

*picks up krissy, stuffs her into a box, covers the box in stamps, and adressess it to andy*

Is your shiftkey stuck there with it?

I hope they're getting overtime.

Why would one ever want a shift?

And yes, but the pay is good.

Well, if your capslock key is working the late shift and they're getting overtime, then... er, then who's in more trouble, the prostitute or the necrophiliac?

Um.... I think you are posting in the wrong forum, i do.

*screams from inside the box*

The necrophiliac!!

*tapes the box shut* No, I'm in the wrong forum. Honest. *stamps box*

*rolls box to the curb*

*thumps painfully around in box exclaiming things like*

Hey!! OOOOoWWww! What the...OUCH! OOF! UNGH! OW! Don't...OW!

Good thing I ran away ages ago.

*opens box, sprays expanding foam inside to protect contents from shifting- seals box*

*tries really hard not to say "MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm foamy"*

*fails*

*calls UPS*

*sings muffledly from inside the box*

Loord I was booorn a ramblin' maaaan
tryin' ta' make a livin' and doin' the best I can.
And when it's time for leeaaavin' I hope you'll understand
That I was born a ramblin' man

Hmmmmmm I wonder where I'm going? I also wonder if anyone thought to pack a sandwich in all this foam? *begins to rummage a little*