A Conversation for Foxy Manor
Foxy Manor - Room 15
Matthew Kershaw Started conversation Aug 29, 2000
* The humble possessions of Triv & Jester are laid upon the old, hard beds in this sparcely furnished room... *
* A morning suit and chefs gear is laid on the beds ready for service... *
Foxy Manor - Room 15
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 29, 2000
*clatter of high heels
GB walks in carrying fresh towels....
Hmmmmmmm
Wonder where these two slept last night? 
{IF they slept, that is!}
Deposits 2 bottles of PGGB in the fridge & clatters out again.....
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Saint Petunia (Patron Saint of Free Spirits, and Keeper of Treasure) (come see important info and links on my page) Posted Aug 29, 2000
*Enters room and leaves ribbon-tied scrolls with horoscopes*
*Triv: Go to the stables to "harness" your potential. *
*Jester: Everyone loves a jester. *
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Aug 30, 2000
(After spending last night waiting for his application approval to reach him, the Jester comes back to his room and crashes)
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JOTD: Blood is thicker than water and much tastier
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 1, 2000
BTW, Petunia, do YOU love a jester? In particular THIS jester?
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JOTD: Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.
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Triv, Patron Saint of Merry-Go-Rounds; Maker of Sacred Signposts CotTB; Foxy Manor's Head Butler; ACE (GROOVY!) Posted Sep 3, 2000
Triv sits on the bed, bounces up and down a little, testing the springs.
Quite comfy, actually.
He looks around, and is still doing so when a stranger, shockingly adorned with wings and a halo walks in.
"Who the heck're you?" Triv says.
"I'm Jester. I live here." he replies.
Chilling pause. No one'd told him he was to have a roommate.
"Oh. Alright, hand me one of those two bottles of PGGB GB was so nice to drop off and take one for yourself. We've got some acquainting to do."
So, like I said before ol' roomie--who the heck are ya?
Triv
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 4, 2000
Well, I'm the Patron Saint of Village Idiots, I'm the Muse of Comedians (and trying to be of aMUSEment as well) and I'm the local chef. IRL I'm an eighteen-year-old Engineering/Science student at Curtin University of Technology (http://www.curtin.edu.au).
Oh, and I sign off my posts with a joke of the day.
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JOTD: Help stamp out rape! (Say Yes)
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 7, 2000
Incidently, I don't wear my wings and halo while dealing with mortals.
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JOTD: I have a very firm grasp on reality. I can reach out and strangle it any time.
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Triv, Patron Saint of Merry-Go-Rounds; Maker of Sacred Signposts CotTB; Foxy Manor's Head Butler; ACE (GROOVY!) Posted Sep 7, 2000
Why not? It's nice to show off every once in awhile.
Triv
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Matthew Kershaw Posted Sep 10, 2000
* M.K wanders in to pick-up Triv's humble possessions... *
* He mutters to himself that a butler should want to share with a young girl is quite improper... a probably illegal... 
*
* He then mutters about finding butler to work for the same price is virtually impossible... *
Proceeds to room 17... *
Lord M.K*
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Triv, Patron Saint of Merry-Go-Rounds; Maker of Sacred Signposts CotTB; Foxy Manor's Head Butler; ACE (GROOVY!) Posted Sep 10, 2000
Excuse me sir, but are you implying that I'm underpaid?
Triv
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 11, 2000
Does he really need to say it?!?
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JOTD: Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off
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Triv, Patron Saint of Merry-Go-Rounds; Maker of Sacred Signposts CotTB; Foxy Manor's Head Butler; ACE (GROOVY!) Posted Sep 13, 2000
I guess not, but I try not to see the realistic side of things.
Oh, right, I don't live here anymore, do I?
(Wanders off)
Triv
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 15, 2000
Yayyy!!! A whole room to myself!!!
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JOTD: Support mental health or I'LL KILL YOU!!!
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 7, 2000
Gee, I haven't been in here for a while...
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JOTD: For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients
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Foxy Manor - Room 15
- 1: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 29, 2000)
- 2: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Aug 29, 2000)
- 3: Saint Petunia (Patron Saint of Free Spirits, and Keeper of Treasure) (come see important info and links on my page) (Aug 29, 2000)
- 4: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Aug 30, 2000)
- 5: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 1, 2000)
- 6: Triv, Patron Saint of Merry-Go-Rounds; Maker of Sacred Signposts CotTB; Foxy Manor's Head Butler; ACE (GROOVY!) (Sep 3, 2000)
- 7: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 4, 2000)
- 8: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 7, 2000)
- 9: Triv, Patron Saint of Merry-Go-Rounds; Maker of Sacred Signposts CotTB; Foxy Manor's Head Butler; ACE (GROOVY!) (Sep 7, 2000)
- 10: Matthew Kershaw (Sep 10, 2000)
- 11: Triv, Patron Saint of Merry-Go-Rounds; Maker of Sacred Signposts CotTB; Foxy Manor's Head Butler; ACE (GROOVY!) (Sep 10, 2000)
- 12: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 11, 2000)
- 13: Triv, Patron Saint of Merry-Go-Rounds; Maker of Sacred Signposts CotTB; Foxy Manor's Head Butler; ACE (GROOVY!) (Sep 13, 2000)
- 14: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 15, 2000)
- 15: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 7, 2000)
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