h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* Tucked away at the back of the house is the glorious glass conservatory housing some of the finest botanic specimens collected throughout the tropical world. There is a particularly nice little alcove hidden behind the fernery display... *

*Feeling peckish, Kes nibbles a leaf from a very rare, but fortunately non-toxic plant. After all the drinks, he feels a certain urge - also the need for a loo. The Staircase beckons ...*

* M.K brings out a cup of coffee & decides to relax in the lovely surrounds of the flora, watching the captive butterflies flutter about for a couple of hours... *

Lord M.K*

Captive butterflies?
Shame on you!
Free the butterflies NOW!

They would die in the English weather !!!

Besides, this is designed to be the butterfly equivalent of Nirvana...

Lord M.K*

Smells like Nirvana...

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JOTD: Blood is thicker than water and much tastier

*One of the butterflies daubs itself with woad and starts ranting in a mock-Scottish accent*
They may take oor pupae and oor caterpillars, but they'll nivver take... oor freedom!!

*narrows her eys and says, in a very faint (and genuine) Scottish accent*
I hope that's not stereotyping I hear...
*takes a seat and crosses her legs*
It's rather lovely round here, isn't it?

*walks into the conservatory with coffee and sits down* it's very nice in here. *sips coffee*

* M.K holds his tongue from saying '...but not as nice as you...' *

Yes, I quite like it here...

So, do you like working here ?

Lord M.K*

Yes I do so far there is always something going on.

*thinks to herself* wonder if he needs any help with that? *thinks to herself*

Yes, always some kind of Hi-jinx...

Is that coffee still hot ?

* Well it must be stone cold in comparision to how hot his companion is... *

* Hands her a buscuit... *

Lord M.K*

The coffee is cooling me down quite nicely . *takes the biscit* thanks.

* Its when she leans forward that when he sees it... *

* Standing so upright on her pale skin... *

* Perhaps the most well formed, most desiresome object in the entire Universe... *

* He has never considered that part of girls anatomy to be beauty personifed, but he needs it, he wants it, he positively covets it !!! *

* He holds Courtney's mole in such esteem that he can't remember holding such passion for a mere blemish... Infact, he has never felt the same since the last young lady offered to share her moles with him... *

A chocolate chip cookie ?

Lord M.K*

lol you definatley have a way with words

* Courtney starts to laugh for no apparent reason... *

* M.K feels his S.S. Bravado start to sink somewhere across the mid-alantic... *

Lord M.K*

*leans closer to M.K. and whispers* would you like a chocolate chip cookie? *whipsers to M.K.*

* The divine young lady leans forward and M.K espys a whole new batch... *

* He has never been all that self-reflective, but from now on he is a commited navel gazer... *

* He reaches across to the fruit bowl and proffers one... *

Would you like a pash & fru.... a passionfruit ?

* He momentarily sees the slight traces of red hair in Courtney's luxuriant hair... perhap,s there might also be freckels... *

* He trembles and drops the fruit... *

Lord M.K*

psst not to ruin the mood but rl is calling. sorry but I would love continue another time...

p.s. your imagination is actually descibing what I look like have you been looking through your computer?

*leans over and gives M.K. a kiss on the...*