h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Croissants, eh? They're easy enough.

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JOTD: A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.

*wanders in in search of breakfast*

Here's a croissant.

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JOTD: A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.

*Enter the kitchen and looks around*

"Hello, anyone here?"

* Looks nervously around for witnesses *

* Proceeds to steal a bag of milk duds from the larder *

* Wanders out whistling the first line of "I´m mad about the boy" *

*Enters and notices with delight that no one is around*

*Proceeds to raid the larder*

*COmes out 3 hours later grinning happily*

*A brief inspection of the larder reveals nothing but empty dishes, some wiht hopeful teeth marks in*

*clatter of high heels
No sign of Chef, he must be having a lie-in...
*starts preparing breakfast

*Wanders in to see if GB needs her to taste the food for poison*

Sorry, GB. Forgot to mention I'm on holidays. Here's the key to the fridge. (I've prepared enough food for the rest of my holidays)

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JOTD: I'm in shape. Round's a shape, isn't it?

Thank you, Chef!
*accepts keys*
*kisses Jester*
Have a good holiday, hon.
*starts preparing breakfast*

*Steals key from GB whilst she is working, makes a duplicate and returns the key*

*enters kitchen, places several meals on large silver tray & returns to Dining Room*

*starts preparing the evening meal.
Checks the fridge, Chef has already prepared all the salad stuff.
Good old Chef!
*throws in the chips.
*checks the chickens in the huge oven.
They are almost done, the smell is bound to bring the guests hurrying down from their rooms!!

*The lingering aroma of chickens makes her so hungry she has to go for a lie down*

er excuse me i have a delivery of food have i come to the rite place ihave just been told to deliver th the kichen im from the super market and new in the area

You've come to the right place. Say, can I buy you a drink?
*Motions towards the bar*

(Now back from holidays)

(Starts preparing brekkie)

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JOTD: Living in Hollywood is like living in a bowl of granola. What ain't fruits and nuts is flakes.

*Rushes in to welcome Jester back, then hangs around in the hope of free food*

*rushes in to welcome Jester back & hangs around in the hope of a free hug*

*Slips into the kitchen for a bite. Grabs a few apples and slips out of the kitchen*