h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmmmm chocolate fudge?

How about chocolate chocolate, with added chocolate, covered with chocolate vermicelli?
(Not sure how that's spelt, but I'm sure you get the picture.)

Can I have triple chocolate sponge with chocolate chips, chocolate icing, chocolate buttercream, melted chocolate, flaked chocolate and chocolate buttons to decorate with a helping of chocolate sauce, triple chocolate ice-cream and cream?

*faints in a fit of chocolate passion*

Hezher, would you please copy & paste that heavenly post you just made & post it again on my Chocolate Lovers Fan Club? I'd do it myself, but I am greeting newcomers & I need to keep the greeting I have stored in my mouse.
I will reward you later

~jealous~

*hands Mina a large box of ferrero rocher*
whispers: ICQ doesn't appear to be working correctly.....

Thank you Babe.
I feel much better now.

~scoffs the lot~
don't worry about it, I have to get off the PC and let my brother use it in a minute anyway. A certain person was online so he's having to wait.

You want PASTA on your cake?!? Okay, the customer is always right...

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JOTD: But these pills can't be habit forming; I've been taking them for years.

I'll do it whilst I'm waiting for my cake

Oh, your's is just about done.

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JOTD: But these pills can't be habit forming; I've been taking them for years.

Shall I start serving breakfast to the hungry masses now, Jester?

Great

Time to start preparing the evening meal, Jester?
Need any help?
Would you like me to cook it and serve it up?

I warned you I'd raid this place
*rumages half-heartedly in a cupboard*

* M.K staggers in carrying F.C... *

Well...

* Takes a moment to catch his breath - fails. He realises it is fundamentally impossible and moves on... *

Well, I'll just go see if * the large canister of treacle * its here...

* He dissappears into the pantry whilst glancing at a few kitchen utensils resting on the sideboard... *

* He is exceedinly thankful that nobody is about as it's early morning still, and they have the kitchen to themselves... *

Lord M.K*

*clatter of high heels
Oh!
Well!
*blushes*
*exits......

*wonders what MK is getting from the pantry*

*jumps so shes sat on the table*

I just fancy some croissants for breakfast if there are any...


*hopes they'll go eat somewhere more comfortable than the kitchen...*

you know the rug by the fire is very comfortable...

* He returns lugging a 10 litre canister of Treacle and looks at her dismay... *

* He smiles however, for he knows at least one lady who is not so fussy... *

Well, we can go and sit near the fire...

* He mentally adds '...just let me feel my way there' *

Lord M.K*

*grabs her crutches and hobbles through, wondering why Matt has his eyes closed as they pass one of the female servants...*

*makes a mental note to go talk to her later on... *