h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am the new proud owner of a 1995 Chevy Impala SS. She has a 5.7 Liter (350) 260 Hp, 330 ft-lb engine and is 4260 pounds of rear wheel drive glory. She sounds awesome with flowmaster exhaust, is equipped with K&N cold air induction and a custom chip.

She'll blow your doors off. No questions asked.

aw... a 95'? I like the eighties ones better... they reminded me of transformers...

but my 2.0 turbo diesel Nissan Primara (first registered in 2000) can do 122mph - wot do ya need the extra 3.7 liters for

well I only had a little over a mile of farm road to test her top end speed.......and theres a wall at the end

No fair! You have a turbo on it!

I'm on the look out for an abandoned (or not so abandoned) airstrip...might be a tad bit safer and alot more legal. And this time I'll have my co-pilot equipped with a video camera! Now only to decide what music to listen to...

Deep Purple - Speed King

"Play That Funky Music Whiteboy"

I was thinking more along the line of Hot Rod Lincoln or Born to be wild... Apparently I'm going to be racing someone at this airstrip in his puny v-6 mustang. MUHAHAHHAHA! I'll get scott to play funky whiteboy. That will be hilarious

any actual white boy playing "Play that funky music white boy" is such a flagrant violation of cosmic law that the universe will fold in on itself and implode.