h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*places inked thumb on page under title: 'defendant'...*

Congratulations! Joy to the virtual world and may your wedded bliss be eternal - unlike the virtual world, which has this annoying habit of stopping every once in a while...!

I like weddings. I think I'd better get me over to the party...

Oh no, I always cry at weddings... Congratulations, both - may you be happier than a very happy thing with an extra special reason to be happy. Or something...

Hey! The day has nearly arrived then?
Congratulations you two... who knows, maybe there will be another cause for celebration soon!
Have a great day and a great life together.
shazzPRME

Congrats me thinks!!

Many Congratulations to you both
Have a great day

Many, many, many, many congratulations to the both of you!

Craig.

Congratulations Doug and Ginger and Ginger and Doug (an equal opportunity greeting)!

My personal log of long, friendly chats lists those with Doug and with Ginger... and with Doug and Ginger (and Ginger and Doug) as the longest and friendliest. I wish you every happiness.

JTG

Congratulations from me too.

Hope the coming years hold all you want.

Have a great day.

Congratulations both of you.

Yaay! May you both be very happy together indeed, for a very long time! 2000 seems to be an auspicious year for nuptials, I sincerely hope it is for you both.

H&K
Z

*Loony, finds a quiet spot to brush up on his "virtual groomsman" speech*

Most folks would register at an upmarket emporium or someplace normal. Not Doug and Ginger. They're registered with PC Warehouse and Mac Connection (URLs available upon request).

The families did require Doug and Ginger to provide a more traditional list of wants and needs however. So ultimately, they compiled, er, complied. They included the normal stuff... blender, toaster oven, electric mixer, food processor. But they categorised them all as 'plug-ins.'

There was a moment or two of roughness. Ginger kept arguing that communication was important in a marriage, so Doug finally bought another computer and a second phone line so he and Ginger could chat. The topic of their first real spat though... Mac vs. Windows.

At work, Doug has been introducing Ginger as his future "service provider." Turn-about is fair play, of course; and Ginger isn't referring to Doug as her future husband. She says he's a forthcoming Add-On (currently in Beta release).

Thus far at all showers and pre-ceremony events Doug and Ginger have seemed very happy. How happy? It's sickening. They keep tilting their heads sideways to smile at each other.

Now, don't get me wrong. Doug and Ginger are very serious about this endeavour. They have put an access counter on the door to the church and the reception hall. The reception will be a little bare compared to most though. They're serving cookies and java.

The plan for the wedding? Doug and Ginger have written the ceremony themselves...in GuideML. The ushers will just pass out little slips of paper with URLs. All invitations came with a little slip of paper that said 'This wedding best viewed with Netscape Navigator.'

Doug and Ginger will spend all their days and nights of their honeymoon....

[The remainder of this message has been censored by the Coalition for A Clean Internet].

Please raise your glasses in a toast to the happy couple. Ginger and Doug. Cheers

Cheers & congratulations

Best of luck and congratulations!

To Ginger and Doug,

Well who would have thought that the good old Guide would lead to this.

I wish you all the best in the future, and hope to see you around now and then.

I will make sure I get in contact with you both when I get over to Ireland/UK for work, then we can have the celebration drink

Regards
Mr Garibaldi

Where's the pre-wedding bash????
All the very best for the future.It makes me realise thats there's hope for me yet!!!!!
Have a great life together!!!

Luv
Drool Frood

What else can I say but Congratulations & all the best for the future...

Ohhh lookout here come Harry...

;^)#

Congratulations & salutations - now their'll be 2 of you to keep my printer online - that should be enough staff for 24 hour a day responses

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I hear there's a weedding on! Thought I ought to pop in and wish you many congratulations for the big day. Best of luck to both of you!

Much love

Merkin

Congratulations, all the best for the Big day.

Congratulations and best wishes
Q