h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're wrong about the "There has to be a Satan". Just as dark is an abscence of light, evil is an abscense of good. And, I wonder, who was it that said "Proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing."
Nice try anyway, but I already know 2 people who have repeatedly proved that they are too evil to be mortally human...

I meant that as there is a h2g2 researcher called 'GOD', there ought to be one called 'Satan' as well. So I created one

I agree with your evil as an absence of good thing... and similarly, I think Hell is an absence of God. Or something like that.

But I'm not here for theological discussions... I'm just here to say things like 'Bwahahahaaa!' and generally annoy people.

(sticks a fork in Aurora)

**Dodges the fork, and waves her newly-gained light sabre at Satan**. Aah, now I get it. And Buwahahaha is a very fun thing to say now and then.

(tortures a passing weasel)

That wasn't necessary! Go torture [email protected] instead! He claims to be Satan.

And I am here to flirt with everyone in a very devilish way.
*Flitters eyelashes at Aurora*

**Backs away veeeery slowly**

Well, you'll never escape from me at that speed, I'm not a tortoise, you know.
But then, no-one can EVER escape my clutches!
Aurora, as a seer, you should realise that your destiny is now completely DOOMED!

I learned that years ago, and have since come to terms with my destiny. I hit an asteroid somewhere in the vacinity of Betegeuse.