h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

moondancer, watch out for this guy, he smells of broccoli.

Hi Maria,

It's not the broccoli smell I am worried about. But thanks for the warning.

Hi Chaos,

I was wondering why you cane to my page and did not leave any message. So I went to have a little look at yours. You seem to have a few dissatisfactions with life. Are you not happy on this mortal coil, and looking for an interesting and amusing way to shuffle off it.
Well first I thought I might let you know that if you die then you no longer have any choice in anything, what you want does not count. It is actually a very wimpy thing to do, It is like saying, "I don't want to have to decide what to eat" I don't want to have to choose to get dressed" I don't want to even have to decide do get out of bed in the morning" "I just don't choose to ever have to make a decision ever again".

But if you really want to die- I have been watching "I Claudius" and there have been some really gory deaths on there, but one that was on last night that I found interesting was Messalina, she was the wife of Claudius and she flaunted her adultery to such an extent that she committed bigamy. When the soldiers came to collect her they offered her the knife, which she declared she could not use. Where as the soldier then grabbed her by the hair and held her head up and with the other soldier behind her she screamed "not my head, not my head don't take my head". They proceeded to swing the blade and take her head.

The moral is don't muck about with the emperor and his soldiers and you have no say about what happens after your death.

Now next time you come to my page the least you can do is say hello. Or I will piss on you after I kill you. :X :X :X :X

Moondancer

that would be great!