h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hope that you have noticed that I have awful writing skills and almost know knowledge of how to correctly spell most words over five letters long. this is because of a mental illnesss that I have recently been diagnoseded with. Its called stupidiosis syndrome and its fatal. It works like this, I have a little bug in my bran that has laid eggs (its called the stupidous Insectous) and these eggs have hatched and they are hungry and so they eat, they eat and eat untill they mate, after they mate, they die, but in one year there eggs hatch and they will start eating again. so far I have only lost the most useless parts in my brain, my social skills and the ability to sppell and I have lost all social skills. So if you want to help e-mail me you credit card number and I will use the money nessesary to develop a cure. Thank you for your time and your wads of cash.