h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the neck by a wasp
When asked "does it hurt?"
He answered "not much."
"It can do it again if it likes."

An old one, but an easy offering as I return.

Oddly enough, the one which I had thought of posting next is:

There was a young lady of Bude
Who when for a swim in the lake
A man in a punt
Stuck his pole in the water
And said 'You can't swim here, it's private'.

In fact I think I may post that now.

Cheers, Mund, and welcome back! I hate to ask this question - but how long is it that you have been away?

B

This my favourite:

In the garden of Eden lay adam
Complacently stroking his madam
And loud was his mirth
For on all of the Earth
There were only two balls and he had `em!

Hi guys

'Ere be one for southern folks, Oi reckon;

There was a young curate of Salisbury
Whose manners were quite halisbury-scalisbury
He would wander round Hampshire
Without any pampshire
Til the bishop compelled him to walisbury.

An old Andoverian called ©hris