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Mund Started conversation Jan 17, 2003
There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the neck by a wasp
When asked "does it hurt?"
He answered "not much."
"It can do it again if it likes."
An old one, but an easy offering as I return.
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a girl called Ben Posted Jan 18, 2003
Oddly enough, the one which I had thought of posting next is:
There was a young lady of Bude
Who when for a swim in the lake
A man in a punt
Stuck his pole in the water
And said 'You can't swim here, it's private'.
In fact I think I may post that now.
Cheers, Mund, and welcome back! I hate to ask this question - but how long is it that you have been away?
B
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sdotyam Posted Jan 24, 2003
This my favourite:
In the garden of Eden lay adam
Complacently stroking his madam
And loud was his mirth
For on all of the Earth
There were only two balls and he had `em!
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Researcher U197087 Posted Jan 25, 2003
Hi guys
'Ere be one for southern folks, Oi reckon;
There was a young curate of Salisbury
Whose manners were quite halisbury-scalisbury
He would wander round Hampshire
Without any pampshire
Til the bishop compelled him to walisbury.
An old Andoverian called ©hris
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