h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What is it you're calling yourself now? Eh?
"Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe, Tempter of Anything Male"
Well, I've got news for you, honey, that's MY job!
I'm LUCY FUR! I'm a full-blown DEMON!
And don't you forget it!

Hang on ladies! I officially accepted DDGDB as part of my demonic legions, whereas Lucy Fur subsequently appeared out of nowhere. I'm happy to have both of you join my evil forces and happily tempt everyone. I'm not complaining

Well, brother, I'm not asking you to complain.
I'm just saying that *I'm* the most important.
And, being a Demon, I appeared out of Eternity, not "no-where".

Yes, but don't get any ideas of pushing me out of the way. This is my position.

So there.

(scowls darkly at LUCY FUR)

Trust it to be my brother to start the talk of positions...
But you haven't figured it out yet, have you?
You don't know what I really am???

Of course I know who you are. But I'm still Satan.

I didn't say WHO I said WHAT.
So go on, say. What am I?

Drinks people?


And I have to say that I came before you, and am 2-i-c with SATAN... so I dont really think you should be going round shoving your nose in. especially coming round to peoples pages with an attitude like that. I'm on here, and I am someone else. as no doubt you are too... and we probably get on fine elsewhere, which is why you think you can come to my page and be rude and obnoxious. well its not. so either start being nice or bugger off LUCY


right. what did you want to drink again?

Well said

I'll have a goblet of boiling virgin's blood please.

boiling virgins blood? is that nicer than over ice?

would you like some dry ice added into it for a bit of an effect? the lighting changed slightly to emphasise the reddness???

Sounds good to me. And half a slice of lemon and a minature umbrella would be nice.

If you insist but I don't think the umbrella does a lot for you street cred.

*hands over beverage with a kiss*

(Takes the drink. When he touches the glass the drink starts steaming, and not only because he's Lord of the Underworld)

*blushes*

Oh, don't be so devilish.

Oh hellfire. I've missed the Masked Ball. I was thinking of unmasking myself and revealing what h2g2 researcher I really am, but missed the chance. I'll have to wait for another suitable moment.

i go away for a few days, and return to find a blank.... A BLANK????? Look, we're in this together, so come and help me in temptation... you know full well you want too....

I'm busy undercover. Being invisible is great, people don't realise they're being tempted.

you're busy under the covers???

whats your user number again? that way I can keep a tab on your homepage too...

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*goes and looks at the page*

I do have to say the small demon at the bottom is very cute though... wont you come back and talk to me?