h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome - though we seem to have met already - by way of a hospital bed.
Either Monday is my lucky day, or I'm in big trouble with those who keep an eye on me.
See you on the Island!

hopefully you'll get to see a lot more of me around... I'm only new though so please be nice to me! I love getting my own way though...

and the hospital bed well, it wasnt all bad, not even half bad, in fact, i think you may have rather enjoyed it Oh Kes...

Now ain't that the truth? ... Though I had part of my mind on something else.
Don't worry - it's now back on just one thing

not that Peace though... I'll get cross if you bring her up again...

*huggles Kes...* Oh Kes...

Two concurrent huggles!
Monday's aren't usually this good.
There's a sale on at the Army Surplus store ... maybe I could pick up a new anorak there. That what you had in mind for style?

Kes. look. that anorak... If you want to be with me, it'll jsut have to go. I'm sorry but thats the way it is

we can get you a nice long black leather one... It would look very fetching on you I feel... *dreams*

Then again, there's always the "no anorak option". You seem to have reduced it to more holey than godly.
You can keep the string vest - it doesn't fit you much better than it doesn't fit me.
I shall have to take something for eyestrain.

I like the 'no anorak' option

hmm.. string vest? well, I guess it can sit in the drawer... though why you dress like that in the first place is totally beyond me. Just think how good you could look once we've done you're hair, and given you a makeover.... *swoons* I think it would be a definite improvement to something which is already rather good....

Mmmm. You can keep stroking my hair like that ... it won't actually stay back ... but keep stroking.
Just so you know - the anorak is gone - ceremoniously burned on a beach somewhere.
Deedee - I can call you Deedee, can't I? - you just make me over any way you like!

DeeDee... hmm.. I've been warned off the whole DeeDee (DD) thing by someone in the other forum... I'm not sure why though. When I met him in the F&F he seemed a perfectly reasonable, nice young man. You could call me babe though... *strokes Kes's hair*

and you want a makeover do you... well, there's a couple of things I could show you no doubt...

*leads Kes to the bedroom, where she pulls out a rack of clothes... *

As you say - "babe" it is, babe.
What? Wear that? Are you sure it's the right size?

that's mine silly!

this is more your thing.... shall I help you get changed

Deedee is it. Well that's ok with me just as oong as some people don't get to confused around here. I see you have made it into the Busiest 5 forums well done that is quite an achievement.

BTW any tips as to how you keep all these men interested.

Hi - the original DD! Well, good to meet someone in here that I don't need to chase out.
Yes, Babe does have a couple of tips that keep men very interested - me at any rate.

Top 5 forums? What do you mean?

and DD, I think I'll go with Babe... says more about me than Deedee... which funnily enough sounds rather like you..... wouldn't want men to get too confused....

erm tips... not sure.. i think the name says a lot actually

Hmmm, probably does Babe. Kes you do look fetching in that ensemble you are wearing.

Zack: Hello. All I've said to you so far is "Gasp". You certainly have attracted a lot of attention.

Thank you DD - only trouble is I daren't inhale. I'll have to leave the gasping to Kiddo.

KES!!!! YOU'RE ON NOW????

and what is wrong with the thin towel robe he's wearing at the moment DD? rather fetching I feel... *if only more men wore so little*


and Kiddo... I believe we passed on the island.... I'm not usually so preoccupied

Zack: Actually I'm not... Ah skip it.