h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nothing wrong with that that robe, I mean I can see exactly what Kes has got with that on.

Yes, I see what you mean - unfortunately there wasnt one in my size in her wardrobe.
This was entirely her idea - I want you to know that. It wasn't intended for viewing by the larger audience.

right. from one DD to another... Leave him alone... I can get all protective if I need to... so why dont you just go FIND YOUR OWN MEN!

*breathes deeply*

*kisses Kes*

I dont see the problem Kes. You could always take it off.... though only if these onlookers disappeared for a while...

MMmmmmmnnnfffm. Oooh!
Well, there's not all that much of it to take off. Why did you buy one without any buttons?

Mmmm!

easier to slip off if the moment is right...

Yes, but in distinct danger of slipping at any moment, regardless of rightness.

Would I ever complain about that? And I'd have to keep you warm then wouldnt I....

*Sound of buttonless, undersize garmet falling off !!!!*

*glances at Kes...*

see now look what you've done... poor DD...


*hugs Kes closely...*

I'd better keep you warm now...

*Kes knows that resistance is futile ... and besides ...*

besides....?

trust me, there is no way you would want to resist...

I trust you, I trust you ...

*Kicks halo under bed and hopes no-one notices*

secret's safe with me hon....

*Somewhat later, searching underneath bed for halo, amazed, as ever, by the strange things that congregate beneath beds (not including self*
What on earth is that for? and which way up should it ... Hmm ..

Kes... what is it you fou...

ah. well, somethings are just better left alone... It's DD's. I wouldnt ask too many questions...

When ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise
*Brushes sub-bed fluff off halo, and prepares to leave*
I'd better get back on patrol before flight control notices what this incarnation (*what a lovely double meaning - 5.8*) has been up to.
*Looks in mirror to adjust halo, and thinks .... isn't it amazing how different things look in reflection ... especially the background*
Sigh
*Throws halo over bedpost.*
Hoopla! Any prize on the stall?

*wonders about Kes*

well, that would all depend...

In that case, as the roll of film said ...

I'll hang around for a while, and see what develops

Don't mind if I keep warm while waiting, I hope?

*snuggles up to Kes and keeps him warm... he drifts silently into a deep sleep*

*kisses his forehead gently so as not to disturb him*

*Wakes up, well rested. Decides to stay put and doze for a few minutes*