A Conversation for Why white chocolate is infinitely better than dark chocolate:-)
Lies, all lies I tell you!
IanG Posted Oct 31, 2000
*Waits patiently for Tinkerbell to say "No I'm not!"*
Lies, all lies I tell you!
IanG Posted Oct 31, 2000
Such deft evasion of an ironic trap! I'm impressed.
You're still wrong though. 
Lies, all lies I tell you!
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Oct 31, 2000
*sticks tongue out at Ian* 
*grins at Joanna*
Lies, all lies I tell you!
IanG Posted Oct 31, 2000
*examines Tinkerbell's tongue*
Too many blackcurrant fruit pastilles again.
Unless...no...it couldn't be... Have you been eating *dark* chocolate? 
Lies, all lies I tell you!
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Oct 31, 2000
*goes cross eyed as she looks at her tongue*
No that would be the Um Bongo effect
And don't kid yourself, there's no way you would ever catch me eating dark chocolate...
*adds a disclaimer that this may not necessarily be true if said dark chocolate is in Ben and Jerry's icecream*
Lies, all lies I tell you!
IanG Posted Oct 31, 2000
Just because I don't catch you at it doesn't mean you aren't doing it.
Lies, all lies I tell you!
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Oct 31, 2000
With regards to dark chocolate then yes it does
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IanG Posted Nov 28, 2000
Well you clearly don't know what you're missing then.
Lies, all lies I tell you!
IanG Posted Nov 29, 2000
Nah, there's a conspiracy afoot. Some people who like dark chocolate as much as I do but are more mean-spirited have clearly fed you fake nasty chocolate so that you'd be put off, leaving more for them. Obviously you can't have ever had real dark chocolate, otherwise you wouldn't say such horrible things about it.
Lies, all lies I tell you!
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Nov 30, 2000
No there's not, it's manky and that's the only excuse you can think of to try and persuade me to eat it Besides I don't know why you're argueing the less I eat, the more there is for you 
Lies, all lies I tell you!
IanG Posted Nov 30, 2000
Working on the assumption that you eventually found the pictures of me at the 
h2g2 
xmas 
bash, it should be now be abundantly clear that the last thing I need is more 
. 
*searches in vain for overweight-looking smiley on new smiley page*
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