A Conversation for Why white chocolate is infinitely better than dark chocolate:-)

Lies, all lies I tell you!

Post 1

IanG

For the truth consult the original (and best) article at http://www.h2g2.com/A411409


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Post 2

J'au-æmne

White Chocolate Is Better.


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Post 3

IanG

Heretic!

smiley - smiley


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Post 4

J'au-æmne

What, just 'cuz I'm right and you're wrong?? smiley - smiley


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Post 5

IanG

No, quite the opposite!


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Post 6

J'au-æmne

I'm right.


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Post 7

IanG

In all bar one important respect: Dark Chocolate is Better!


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Post 8

J'au-æmne

No, I think you'll find I'm right about that one too...


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Post 9

IanG

I've tried both, extensively, and I can say without a shadow of a doubt that dark chocolate is far superior.


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Post 10

J'au-æmne

So have I. And I don't agree.


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Post 11

IanG

Well then you have no excuse - you're managing to be wrong despite being in posession of all of the facts! There's no accounting for (lack of) taste. smiley - winkeye


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Post 12

J'au-æmne

No. You've misenterpreted the 'facts'.


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Post 13

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Here here! Well said Joanna and as I've already established that I'm always right in matters of irrelevance I'd like to point out at this point that dark chocolate is manky manky horrid whereas white chocolate is sublime, gorgeous and delicious...so there!


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Post 14

J'au-æmne

Thank you Tinkerbell. smiley - smiley


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Post 15

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

It's a pleasure, I'm always ready to defend a good causesmiley - smiley


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Post 16

IanG

But this is not a matter of irrelevance! And that's why you're wrong. smiley - smiley


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Post 17

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

No I'm notsmiley - smiley


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Post 18

IanG

You're not seriously claiming that chocolate is an irrelevance are you?


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Post 19

J'au-æmne

Dark chocolate is an irrelevance.

White chocolate is highly important, as we all know. smiley - smiley


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Post 20

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

I was just verifying that I'm rightsmiley - smiley


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