h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That you'd have been sent to your room for as a kid.

1. Drinking all the gravy out of the gravy boat because gravy is a delicious beverage.

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She doesn't like gravy

~ I also did not like gravy when I was 6 & 7 ~ ~ ~ .

Gravy... don't like...

Nope, you've lost me there.

I'm a Northern Lass. We love gravy. but there is never any left in the gravy boat at the end of a meal.

As for things you can do when you're grown up, and I realise how odd this sounds but here goes: go to bed early.

The best, best best, thing, one can do when a so-called 'grown-up', is.... act really childish in public

I've been known to put brown gravy on salad.


I was at a Bennigans about 30 years ago with a girlfriend and her mother. My order came with a baked potato. The waiter asked what I wanted on it. For some reason the question just seemed alien to me. The idea of sour cream, chives, cheese, bacon bits, &c just didn't even occur to me. So I answered truthfully. I said I'd like gravy on my potato. When I saw the puzzled look on the waiter's face, I then remembered the "normal" toppings. But as I thought about it, I knew I made the correct choice.

When I got my meal, the gravy was on the side because "the chef didn't believe me."

so much for 'the customer always being correct!' cheese or baked beans, seem the natural filling/topping for baked potatos to me, but I guess that's just waht I grew up with, as a kid bacon.... as a topping for a baked potato? nah, that just seems wrong (despire my useual bacon addiction)

Some restaurants offer stuffed baked potatoes featuring shredded barbecue beef. That's pretty darn good and is a full meal alone.

2. Eat the whole bag of M and Ms.

What *do* they put in those things that makes them so ?

MSG and crack?

Not sure about crack, but MSG could be in there. I'm talking about a big bag by the way.