h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Page turner - someone else's go now: the last sentence was
(and I'm sorry about stealing the word unctuous - it wasn't a conscious theft)

>>Curiously unctuous substance, transforms any rhubarb dish.<<

>Curiously unctuous *substance*, transforms any rhubarb dish.

Some users buy stuff that ain't necessarily clean ecstasy.

(Are there bonus points for sentences that sound like sentences that might actually be used, rather than sounding like cryptic crossword clues?)

Well ain't that spooky - I was beginning to notice how a lot of these sentences sound exactly like cryptic crossword clues

(And may I remind you that there are no prizes or bonus points )

Some users buy stuff that ain't necessarily clean *ecstasy*.

Electrically coated spoons turn a silvery yellow.

(There's a crossword clue if ever I heard one )

Electrically coated *spoons* turn a silvery yellow.

Silver plate ones only; nickel's shinier.

Silver plate ones only; nickel's *shinier*.

Steel has inspired numberless inventors, ever resourceful.

I reserve the right to reply to my own acronyms if the thread goes quiet, in order to bump it back

Steel has *inspired* numberless inventors, ever resourceful.

If no sodding posts I'll reply, ever diligent.

"If no sodding posts I'll reply, ever *diligent*.

Do - it lets interlocutors get enthusiastic, not taciturn.

Do - it lets interlocutors get enthusiastic, not *taciturn*.

Talk, at certain instances, tells us really nothing.

Talk, at certain instances, tells us really *nothing*.

Not only talk - hollering is never good.

[I respectfully disagree http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvY4i4TeHiQ ]

[I could only watch half of that. ]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XJHn542lPok

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7lwlsDpEhZU

Not only *talk* - hollering is never good.

Teenagers all like kissing.