h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh sh!t

it looks like you'll be needing this--> to clean up your mess

Allow me to introduce myself...
i'm lynsey, currently 6mths pregnant & from Bradford!
Sorry for startling you like that hun, but if you insist i'm your girlfriend, i felt like an introduction was needed

btw-where did you take me on these 12 dates??

Oh, the usual places - to the flicks, for a curry, down the pub. I do hope it wasn't me who got you up the duff though... it wasn't, was it? Then your big burly boyfriend would be out for my blood

Nice to meet you btw

no, it was definately NOT you who put the bun in the oven...considering we've only just met & i'm 6mths gone & HUUUUUUGGGEE, it would have to be some kinda miracle....unlesss....hmmm, you ain't God...are you? This isn't the second coming...IS IT?

What film did we see at the flicks btw?? i hope it weren't no stupid action crap was it Finding Nemo??...I that film!

& i hate curries......didn't i tell you that chinese was my fav??.....hmmm...you at the ignorant stage already or is that all men i go out with for longer that 2minutes

You got it right with the pub though...i'm not into clubs, i much prefer a bottle of WKD & a drunken go on the Karaoke

So errrmmm.....what you upto?? You at work skiving or just skiving fullstop??



lynsey

Well, I work from home so I'm at work most of the time, but one or two days a week I work at a used CD store, and I'm getting ready to go there right now. Where I live, it's six hours behind Bradford time.

It's Texas, in case you were wondering, and Mrs Gosho might also have something about you being my girlfriend. I'm way more frightened of her than I am of your boyfriend

she doesn't own a rolling pin...does she....or a shotgun

Wow...i don't think i've ever spoken to some-one in America on here before!

Well, its a pleasure to meet you, & i hope the same can be said for your experience in meeting me

As you can tell...i'm a bit mad, but hey, if the men in white coats can't catch me, maybe they should lay off the dohnuts & latte's


lynsey

Yeah, we've got a rolling pin, and her mother's got a shotgun

Ok, gotta go to work now. Nice talking to you

you too hun.....plz don't tell ya missus though will ya

>>>>>

"peep head round the door"

Is it safe??
There's no shotgun weilding females in the room....is there???

No (and it's *are* there btw )

I've changed my tag too in order to reduce any possibility of reprisals from anyone's spouse or significant muppet

Sorry about the typo, but its my yorkshire-ness!

Significant Muppet? I've got one of those.......somewhere!!