h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In case you haven't read it, here is the post I just made at the Atelier:

I don't know who you are, but you certainly are NOT Minoova.
Minoova was built by myself and Affy downstairs in the labs and
you are not her. It's very annoying to have someone
impersonating one's creation. Especially one who is not familiar
with all of the surroundings and history. Please desist. Change
your name and stop pretending to be someone who you are not.

*sits and looks at impostor red eyes glowing*

heh heh heh
buy your own doll fella!

*runs out giggling*

Sad, sad, man that you are Garius. Yes I am an imposter, it doesn't take a genius to work that out. I am familiar with the History and surroundings, I just cocked up big time and had to dig my way out of a big hole. I will continue being Minoova for as long as I want.

JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I almost never use obscenity in real life and try to be pretty careful online, but you really take the biscuit. You don't seem to understand the damage that you've done. You remind me of those court scenes I've read where a defendant explains his assault on a woman on the grounds that he thought she was having fun too.

You "cocked up big time" when you took this h2g2 creation without asking or even consulting the researchers who created her. You have demonstrated that you're not as familiar as you think with the history and surroundings -- you used to laugh at the cafe that you never bothered with reading the backlog, I well remember. Every time you posted as Minoova you "cocked up", not just when you posted at the cafe and greeted BluesSlider by a nickname you used to use all the time.

And now you come back to the atelier under your own name as well as this one, no doubt to have a good laugh up your sleeve at us po' hapless researchers who can't keep up with your evil genius. Give me a break. There are hundreds of forums you can go play games like that, why pick on me? Didn't I receive you at the atelier with respect and trust and friendship?

Have a look at http://www.h2g2.com/A351866 and maybe you'll understand just how you fell foul of me. Think about threadiquette and then decide what you want to do.

Yes, it doesn't take a genius to work out that you are an impostor. And it doesn't take a genius to work out who you are, either. I was just being polite and letting YOU think YOU were a genius by pretending not to know your identity. But I do. And so does Lil. And you have made yourself unwelcome at the Atelier and at the Cafe while Lil is filling in for Irv. That goes for both of your identities. Had you taken a more contrite attitude, it would have been different, but now that you have thumbed your nose at us, we will return the sentiment. You can continue as Evil Minoova as long as you want, but should you post at the Atelier or the Cafe, you will be ignored.