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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 24, 2001
Sounds like my Lancia. Hasn't been on the road now for...owwwww... 4 and half years!
Thats your code?
Bin it! 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 24, 2001
What's llamas got to do with it anyway?
Yes, I think the plough is worse than the bus. At least the bus was stationary at the time. 
*goes to look for Bagpuss*
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Is mise Duncan Posted Jan 25, 2001
The plough was nearly stationary...but unfortunately for me was oscillating up and down due to the bumpiness of tractor tyres which compunded the damage .
*goes to continue looking for a competent mechanic*
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Abi Posted Jan 25, 2001
Morning! Tea any one?
I have made a massive pot for the office and no one wants any...
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Is mise Duncan Posted Jan 25, 2001
oooh - elevenses. 
What new years resolution? Pah 
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 25, 2001
Is it fair to say that everyone present here has at one time during there driving career trashed a vehicle which they were supposedly in control of?
*offers around Ginger Nuts*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 25, 2001
You had better touch that wooden desk and all!
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Is mise Duncan Posted Jan 25, 2001
My average accidents/mile is good (about 1 in 50,000)
My average accidents/vehicle owned is bad (2 in 4)
I can recommend buying a landrover on the grounds that whilst both accidents happened at about the same speed, the landrover was driveable after its erm, assisted deceleration
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 25, 2001
I can recommend buying a Sherman tank.
Any more tea in that pot, Miss Abi?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 25, 2001
What do we class as an accident?
Are we talking clipping wing mirrors here or full blown car kaput crashes?
*sips tea*
Oh... and a saucer, how posh!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 25, 2001
Gypsy cream, anyone?
Sid, why don't you tell us your accident story...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 25, 2001
*waits expectantly*
*has another gypsy cream while waiting*
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Is mise Duncan Posted May 21, 2001
I am absolutely full of Safeways brand Chicken Passanda and veggie pakoras.
Whether this is a good thing or not is yet to be decided....
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- 641: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 24, 2001)
- 642: Is mise Duncan (Jan 24, 2001)
- 643: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 24, 2001)
- 644: Is mise Duncan (Jan 25, 2001)
- 645: Abi (Jan 25, 2001)
- 646: Is mise Duncan (Jan 25, 2001)
- 647: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 25, 2001)
- 648: Abi (Jan 25, 2001)
- 649: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 25, 2001)
- 650: Is mise Duncan (Jan 25, 2001)
- 651: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 25, 2001)
- 652: Abi (Jan 25, 2001)
- 653: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 25, 2001)
- 654: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 25, 2001)
- 655: Abi (Jan 25, 2001)
- 656: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 25, 2001)
- 657: amdsweb (May 21, 2001)
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